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   The Puppy Wizard to Jessica Benko   
   Re: Charity 2005 Pit Bull Calendar (1/6)   
   10 Jan 05 12:50:22   
   
   XPost: rec.pets.dogs.activities, rec.pets.dogs.breeds, rec.pets.dogs.health   
   XPost: rec.pets.dogs.behavior   
   From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net   
      
   HOWEDY Jessica,   
      
   "Jessica Benko"  wrote in message   
   news:wbnEd.5916$6b.2243@trndny07...   
   >   
   > I can't believe anyone would allow a Lab,   
   > Golden, Poodle, or any ankle biter   
      
   Dogs only bite when they're AFRAID.   
      
   > for that matter,   
      
   A dog is a dog.   
      
   >  around a child.   
      
   As a child is a child.   
      
   > You might as well let them play with any weapon.   
      
   A WIZE IDEA. Dogs and kids go together like hand   
   in glove, dog lovers. The Amazing Puppy Wizard has   
   trained dogs to attack for C-HOWENTLESS families   
   for forty years and then some.   
      
   > Come on...do you realize how naive you sound???   
      
   Well, yeah, but that's only on accHOWENT   
   of the subject matter. We're talkin abHOWET   
   dogs and kids doin what they do best, PLAY   
   with and PROTECT each other.   
      
   > Anyone with a half of a brain would NEVER   
   > allow a child UNSUPERVISED with ANY   
   > breed of dog.   
      
   Are you a child molestor? Only a child molestor   
   would COMPLAIN abHOWET a ATTACK DOG   
   guarding a CHILD on accHOWENT of you FEAR   
   dogs. Perhaps THAT'S HOWE COME you jerk   
   and choke and spray aversives in their eyes an   
   THAT'S HOWE COME you CAN'T TRUST them?   
      
   >  Children are more lethal than dogs.   
      
   You fear dogs,  you fear children, and you abuse them.   
      
   > And FYI...I have 2 Pits,   
      
   Yeah, but you're a DOG ABUSER. REMEMBER?   
      
   > 2 kids with another on the way,   
      
   You're not fittin to be a parent.   
      
   > many friends   
      
   "Birds of a feather," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.   
      
   > with young kids   
      
   SUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BREED.   
      
   >  that are constantly stopping by.   
      
   You're a DOG ABSUSER, jessica.   
      
   >  Neither of my dogs have so much   
   > as growled or gave a dirty look.   
      
   OR YOU'D MURDER THEM.   
      
   > They roll right over onto their backs   
      
   Your dogs are FEAR AGGRESSIVE and SUBMISSIVE   
   on accHOWENT of YOU ABUSE THEM.   
      
   > for the kids and wait for a belly rub.   
      
   THAT'S SUBMISSIVE BEHAVIOR.   
      
   THAT'S CAUSED BY ABUSE.   
      
   THAT'S HOWE COME YOU CAN'T TRUST YOUR DOGS.   
      
   > Yet my son got bit by a freakin poodle.   
      
   Your son is a IDIOT: "The fruit don't fall far   
   from the doGgamened fruitcake," The Puppy   
   Wizard's DADDY <{) ; ~  )  >   
      
   > Not by the Pit Bulls I have,   
      
   Your dogs are FEAR AGGRESSIVE.   
      
   > or the Rottie my sister has,   
   >  or the Boxer my mom has. By a Poodle.   
      
   A dog is a dog.   
      
   > Uh-uh. I'm not getting into this argument AGAIN.   
      
   Well, you are.   
      
   > Gotta go find intelligent and not-so-naive   
   > people to bother with.....   
      
   You're a MENTAL CASE.   
      
   > ~   
      
   HOWEDY tommy,   
      
   "Handsome Jack Morrison"  wrote in   
   message news:4ntbq0lk5lll14k1rnhtmh4qmj1p882ef0@4ax.com...   
   > On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 09:53:36 -0500, "Sionnach"   
      
   > wrote:   
   >   
   > >"Handsome Jack Morrison"  wrote:   
   > >   
   > >> Mel, if "pompous asses" aren't your thing,   
   > >> NPR probably is the wrong station to be   
   > >> listening to in the first place...   
      
   We ain't interested in politics. This is dog behavior.   
      
   > > There's a difference between pompous people   
   > > talking about politics etc (and the NPR shows I   
   > > listen to have 'em on both sides of the coin), and   
   > > hearing a pompous moron say INCREDIBLY STUPID   
   > > things about dogs,   
      
   Jon Katz was sayin lying dog abusing punk   
   thug cowards like you bums hurt and murder   
   dogs to get a stinkin ribbon in a faked trial.   
      
   > > while people listen to him and take his advice. :-P   
      
   The Amazing Puppy Wizard has reviewed Jon's   
   work and agrees with most of his finding as he   
   EXXXPERIENCED with you dog abusing mental   
   cases having gone through RUINING a dog or two   
   like you bums ordinarily accept as part of the GAME.   
      
   > That sounds like one of those distinctions without a difference.   
   :)   
      
   You want specifics? We got a littany of DEAD   
   and USELESS "workin" dogs between you and   
   kwbrown and lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn and   
   the rest of your dog lover pals who MURDER dogs   
   they're AFRAID to HURT and INTIMIDATE someMOORE   
   to TRY to get a ribbon in a FAKE competition.   
      
   > >  Among other things, what Katz says and does   
   > > can have an *immediate impact* on individual dogs.   
      
   IMAGINE?   
      
   > If the world can survive Jerry Howe   
      
   You ain't gotta WORRY abHOWET Jon Katz   
   EXXXPOSING and DISCREDITING you tommy.   
      
   You AIN'T gonna SURVIVE "Jerry Howe," The   
   AMAZING Puppy Wizard. <{) ; ~  )    >   
      
   You're a lying dog abusing mental case and   
   the entire industry needs to be rid of the likes   
   of you and the EXXXPERTS who hurt intimdate   
   and murder dogs and call it PLAYIN.   
      
   > it can surely survive Jon Katz.   
      
   You ain't got NUTIN to worry abHOWET Katz.   
      
   > > Melanie and I heard the same show...   
      
   You mean THIS melanie:   
      
   "Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It   
   A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know   
   Jack Wouldn't HaveDone It If He Thought Solo   
   Couldn't Take It. I Still Crate Him Because   
   Otherwise I Fear He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.   
      
   > > she turned it off,   
      
   Of curse!   
      
   You think allowing a "FEAR AGGRESSIVE MAN   
   SHY" dog to be BEATEN by a strange male trainer   
   is INTELLIGENT BEHAVIOR for a DOG LOVER?   
      
   > > I drove down the road yelling at the radio   
   > > and calling Katz names.   
      
   INDEEDY. "Birds of a feather," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.   
      
   > Perhaps it's time for an intervention?   
      
   Of curse.   
      
   THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard   
   came here to IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE and DISCREDIT   
   you lying dog abusing punk thug cowards and active   
   long term incurable MENTAL CASES, tommy.   
      
   REMEMBER NHOWE?   
      
   > Madam, hand me your keys and slowly step back from your car!   
      
   You bums can't post here abHOWETS   
   nodoGgamenedMOORE, tommy. Wait   
   till Jon Katz reads HOWER forums...   
      
   > Handsome Jack Morrison   
   > *gently remove the detonator to reply by e-mail   
      
   HOWEDY tj girl,   
      
   "TJ Girl"  wrote in message   
   news:50e66978.0411230817.492d2abb@posting.google.com...   
   >   
   > I have a question about clicker training an animal.   
      
   You've been reading HOWER forums for abHOWET   
   five months or MOORE. You shouldn't have noMOORE   
   "QUESTIONS" by NHOWE.   
      
   >   Does it get confusing if you try to use   
   >   clickers for more than one pet?   
      
   Did you ever see "Flipper" demonstrating with   
   "Shamu" at the aquarium? Did they separate   
   THEM?   
      
   The QUESTION AIN'T "does clicker trainin 'GET CONfHOWENDING'," but   
   IS "HOWE COME clicker   
   training INCREASES anxiHOWESNESS and causes   
   Obsessive Compulsive Hyperactivity DISORDER"   
   and other STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-   
   EASES.   
      
   LIKE THIS:   
      
   From: TJ Girl (TJGirl@SAFe-mail.net)   
   Subject: Re: hyperactivity or anxiety disorder in dogs ?   
   Date: 2004-10-17 14:36:04 PST   
      
   We failed first time around, too.   
      
   The key to passing was switching instructors/methods.   
   We still have energy issues, but the instructor says he's   
   one of his favorite dogs, and our progress has been incredible.   
      
   Just about to finish an advanced class now.   
      
      
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