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   The Puppy Wizard to Marshall Dermer   
   Re: Teething & Beagle   
   10 Jan 05 16:52:54   
   
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   From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net   
      
   HOWEDY professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM   
   "NO!" into the dog's face for 5 seconds" dermer,   
      
   "Marshall Dermer"  wrote in message   
   news:cmrc2h$fda$1@uwm.edu...   
   > In article  "Joshuall"   
    writes:   
   >   
   > >Thanks a ton Marshall.   
      
   You'll find professor SCRUFF SHAKE a wealth   
   of knowledge, ESPECIALLY in regards to heelth   
   problmes associated with STRESS from punishment   
   and withholding bribes attention and affection   
   and locking dogs in boxes and trying to get HOWET   
   callin THAT, trainin.   
      
   > > It's been 17 years since I had a puppy.   
      
   The Amazing Puppy Wizard has over forty   
   years professional EXXXPERIENCE specializing   
   in temperament and behavior problems in   
   mostly giant breed working dogs.   
      
   > > I'm new to this and want to make sure   
   > > we take care of  him properly.   
      
   THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy   
   Wizard GIVES people their own FREE copy   
   of HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training   
   Method Manual.   
      
   > > Appreciate your advice   
      
   INDEED?   
      
   > >  and am glad to have found this news group.   
      
   ONLY LIARS DOG ABUSERS COWARDS and   
   ACTIVE LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL   
   CASES POST HERE abHOWETS.   
      
   > >God Bless America   
      
   G-D BLESS US ALL.   
      
   > >Josh The Bad Bear   
   >   
   > Thanks for the kind words Josh. You might   
   > best enjoy this group if you filter out objectionable   
   > posters. Here is my filter file:   
   >   
   > /gaubster2@aol.com/h:j   
   > /walternyc@hotmail.com/h:j   
   > /ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net/h:j   
   > /"55rzwodzwo" /h:j   
   > /m_icha_el/h:j   
   > /: *AMNESTY for the ILL/h:j   
   > /"<@_@>"/h:j   
   >   
   > --Marshall   
      
   professor SCRUFF SHAKE WROTE:   
      
   > Consider this. Years ago, I brought my   
   > mentally ill mother   
      
   Duh-Oh?   
      
   > to a new doctor for a physical examination.   
   > When the doctor completed the examination,   
   > the doctor noted that my mother had reported   
   > herself to be a virgin!   
      
   Hmmm. Kinda like professor SCRUFF SHAKE   
   purports to be a BEHAVIORIST. The Amazing   
   Puppy Wizard TOLD YOU he was NUTS.   
      
   > Now if my Jewish, biological   
      
   Don't you mean PATHOLOGICAL, professor?   
      
   > mother reported herself to be a virgin than   
   > what might this make me?   
      
   Well professor SCRUFF SHAKE, either you inherited   
   the traits of lying, or you was adopted and lied to and   
   developed your propensity for falsehood, through   
   allelomimetic behavior.   
      
   > > :-)   
      
   <{} ; ~  )  >   
      
   EITHER way, it STILL makes you a lying   
   dog abusing mentally ill punk thug coward   
   whether it be attributed to nature or nurture.   
      
   > --Marshall   
      
   "The fruit don't fall far from the goddamned   
   fruitcake," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.   
      
   And THAT'S SCIENCE, professor.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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