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   From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net   
      
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                       (l l l)  Your Puppy Wizard. <{}YPW; ~ }  >   
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   "The Puppy Wizard"  wrote in message   
   news:GpyEd.2837$C52.782@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...   
   > HOWEDY professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM   
   > "NO!" into the dog's face for 5 seconds" dermer,   
   >   
   > "Marshall Dermer"  wrote in message   
   > news:cmrc2h$fda$1@uwm.edu...   
   > > In article  "Joshuall"   
   >  writes:   
   > >   
   > > >Thanks a ton Marshall.   
   >   
   > You'll find professor SCRUFF SHAKE a wealth   
   > of knowledge, ESPECIALLY in regards to heelth   
   > problmes associated with STRESS from punishment   
   > and withholding bribes attention and affection   
   > and locking dogs in boxes and trying to get HOWET   
   > callin THAT, trainin.   
   >   
   > > > It's been 17 years since I had a puppy.   
   >   
   > The Amazing Puppy Wizard has over forty   
   > years professional EXXXPERIENCE specializing   
   > in temperament and behavior problems in   
   > mostly giant breed working dogs.   
   >   
   > > > I'm new to this and want to make sure   
   > > > we take care of  him properly.   
   >   
   > THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy   
   > Wizard GIVES people their own FREE copy   
   > of HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training   
   > Method Manual.   
   >   
   > > > Appreciate your advice   
   >   
   > INDEED?   
   >   
   > > >  and am glad to have found this news group.   
   >   
   > ONLY LIARS DOG ABUSERS COWARDS and   
   > ACTIVE LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL   
   > CASES POST HERE abHOWETS.   
   >   
   > > >God Bless America   
   >   
   > G-D BLESS US ALL.   
   >   
   > > >Josh The Bad Bear   
   > >   
   > > Thanks for the kind words Josh. You might   
   > > best enjoy this group if you filter out objectionable   
   > > posters. Here is my filter file:   
   > >   
   > > /gaubster2@aol.com/h:j   
   > > /walternyc@hotmail.com/h:j   
   > > /ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net/h:j   
   > > /"55rzwodzwo" /h:j   
   > > /m_icha_el/h:j   
   > > /: *AMNESTY for the ILL/h:j   
   > > /"<@_@>"/h:j   
   > >   
   > > --Marshall   
   >   
   > professor SCRUFF SHAKE WROTE:   
   >   
   > > Consider this. Years ago, I brought my   
   > > mentally ill mother   
   >   
   > Duh-Oh?   
   >   
   > > to a new doctor for a physical examination.   
   > > When the doctor completed the examination,   
   > > the doctor noted that my mother had reported   
   > > herself to be a virgin!   
   >   
   > Hmmm. Kinda like professor SCRUFF SHAKE   
   > purports to be a BEHAVIORIST. The Amazing   
   > Puppy Wizard TOLD YOU he was NUTS.   
   >   
   > > Now if my Jewish, biological   
   >   
   > Don't you mean PATHOLOGICAL, professor?   
   >   
   > > mother reported herself to be a virgin than   
   > > what might this make me?   
   >   
   > Well professor SCRUFF SHAKE, either you inherited   
   > the traits of lying, or you was adopted and lied to and   
   > developed your propensity for falsehood, through   
   > allelomimetic behavior.   
   >   
   > > > :-)   
   >   
   > <{} ; ~  )  >   
   >   
   > EITHER way, it STILL makes you a lying   
   > dog abusing mentally ill punk thug coward   
   > whether it be attributed to nature or nurture.   
   >   
   > > --Marshall   
   >   
   > "The fruit don't fall far from the goddamned   
   > fruitcake," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.   
   >   
   > And THAT'S SCIENCE, professor.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
      
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