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   From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net   
      
   HOWEDY  People,   
      
   The Amazing Puppy Wizard's friend and Student   
   Professora Daniel had to go to the HOWEspital   
   the other day, so The Amazing Puppy Wizard   
   offered to care for HOWER dog Sunshine and   
   drive her to the HOWEspital.   
      
   Well, she has a neighbor who can drop bye   
   and feed and water Sunshine, so he's ALL SET.   
      
   The following night Professor Daniel's HOWEsmate   
   arrived from HOWETA state and The Amazing Puppy   
   Wizard offered to pick her up at the airport with Mrs.   
   Puppy Wizard.   
      
   When we arrived at Sunshine's HOWES he thought   
   The Amazing Puppy Wizard was a PRETTY GOOD   
   MAGICKIAN havin left with his mom and returned   
   with his Nana.   
      
   So we went in and let Sunshine HOWET for a break   
   and sat DHOWEN to catch up on small talk and have   
   sumpthin to wet HOWER whistles.   
      
   Sunshine suddenly jumped up on the C-HOWECH   
   *(he's allHOWED up there) and started lickin Mrs.   
   Puppy Wizards water bottle.   
      
   Well, obviHOWESLY Sunshine WANTED some   
   despite that he has HIS OWN BOTTLED water   
   served in his BHOWEL.   
      
   EXXXCEPT TODAY.   
      
   Today the alternate caretaker DONE GOOD   
   all EXXXCEPT for fillin Sunshine's water   
   BHOWEL to the top with TAP, instead of   
   a couple of inches of SPRING WATER.   
      
   The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~  )  >   
      
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