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   The Puppy Wizard to All   
   Re: Please Pass The Perrier?   
   13 Jan 05 21:32:21   
   
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   From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net   
      
   P.S. After a few minutes Sunshine opened the door   
   and gave the garage a good sniff to see if The Amazing   
   Puppy Wizard had HIDDEN his mom in a secret compartment. <{) ;   
     )   >   
      
      
      
   "The Puppy Wizard"  wrote in message   
   news:nJBFd.5724$KJ2.146@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...   
   > HOWEDY  People,   
   >   
   > The Amazing Puppy Wizard's friend and Student   
   > Professora Daniel had to go to the HOWEspital   
   > the other day, so The Amazing Puppy Wizard   
   > offered to care for HOWER dog Sunshine and   
   > drive her to the HOWEspital.   
   >   
   > Well, she has a neighbor who can drop bye   
   > and feed and water Sunshine, so he's ALL SET.   
   >   
   > The following night Professor Daniel's HOWEsmate   
   > arrived from HOWETA state and The Amazing Puppy   
   > Wizard offered to pick her up at the airport with Mrs.   
   > Puppy Wizard.   
   >   
   > When we arrived at Sunshine's HOWES he thought   
   > The Amazing Puppy Wizard was a PRETTY GOOD   
   > MAGICKIAN havin left with his mom and returned   
   > with his Nana.   
   >   
   > So we went in and let Sunshine HOWET for a break   
   > and sat DHOWEN to catch up on small talk and have   
   > sumpthin to wet HOWER whistles.   
   >   
   > Sunshine suddenly jumped up on the C-HOWECH   
   > *(he's allHOWED up there) and started lickin Mrs.   
   > Puppy Wizards water bottle.   
   >   
   > Well, obviHOWESLY Sunshine WANTED some   
   > despite that he has HIS OWN BOTTLED water   
   > served in his BHOWEL.   
   >   
   > EXXXCEPT TODAY.   
   >   
   > Today the alternate caretaker DONE GOOD   
   > all EXXXCEPT for fillin Sunshine's water   
   > BHOWEL to the top with TAP, instead of   
   > a couple of inches of SPRING WATER.   
   >   
   > The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~  )  >   
   >   
   >   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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