XPost: rec.pets.dogs.behavior, alt.animals.dog, alt.pets.dogs.pitbull   
   XPost: alt.pets.dogs.labrador   
   From: jmh1116@ptd.net   
      
   go away, no one cares about you   
      
      
      
   "The Amazing Puppy Wizard"  wrote in   
   message news:1106567287.034692.5330@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...   
   > "MauiJNP"  wrote in message   
   > news:5qednUx3Pu72vSjcUSdV9g@ptd.net...   
   >>   
   >> My 5 month old puppy was doing very well for   
   >> a bit with his housebreaking and now he seems   
   >> to have forgotten everything he ever learned.   
   >>   
   >> We will both not survive if we have to start over.   
   >>   
   >> What can I do as a quick refresher?   
   >>   
   >> I haven't changed the routine at all, just take him   
   >> out whenever he's at the door or every hour even   
   >> if he hasn't been at the door.   
   >>   
   >> He gets treats when he comes in (after going potty only).   
   >>   
   >> What can I do?   
   >>   
   >> HELP!   
   >>   
   >> Thanks!   
   >   
   > Oh, and THANK YOU!   
   >   
   > HOWEDY mauijnp,   
   >   
   > "MauiJNP"  wrote in message   
   > news:u7KcneWLyZhIIVTcUSdV9g@ptd.net...   
   >>   
   >> how did I stop fur biting?   
   >   
   > Your dog is SELF MUTILATING on accHOWENT   
   > of you punish and choke and lock IT in a box.   
   >   
   >> it caused my puppy to have one bald spot   
   >   
   > No. YOU caused your puppy to SELF MUTILATE.   
   >   
   >> and now I don't want more.   
   >   
   > But you WON'T STOP PUNISHING YOUR DOG.   
   > Your dog is DYING from STRESS INDUCED   
   > AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The Puppy   
   > Wizard's SYNDROME.   
   >   
   > HOWEDY mauijnp,   
   >   
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   >   
   > "MauiJNP"  wrote in message   
   > news:Lm2dnRqS_NiUpyvcUSdV9g@ptd.net...   
   >>   
   >> my dog tries to jump up on the table.   
   >   
   > THAT'S a HARD WIRED SELF   
   > REWARDING behavior, mauijnp:   
   >   
   > From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosmakos@home.com):   
   >   
   > "Remember this - The decision to "do right" that most   
   > helps a dog's character is the decision that he makes   
   > himself. You cannot teach a dog to not want something,   
   > any more than you can teach a human not to  want   
   > something."   
   >   
   > You'll have to put sumpthin on top of   
   > the table so IT can't get up there. Or   
   > you could move the table where your   
   > dog can't get to it. OR you can lock   
   > your dog in a box and SOLVE the   
   > problem.   
   >   
   > Same same for stealin food off the C-HOWENTER.   
   >   
   > When your dog C-HOWENTER SURFS or   
   > chases your garbage can or attacks the kids   
   > or disembHOWELS your kat hit yourself on   
   > top of your head with a news paper and say   
   > "I SHOULDN'T TRUST my DOG."   
   >   
   >> he did it today when I wasn't there   
   >   
   > You got to MANAGE your dog, mauijnp.   
   > You gotta BE RESPONSIBLE. You gotta   
   > PROTECT your dog from trHOWEBLE.   
   >   
   >> and he ate my nephew's food.   
   >   
   > TEACH them to SHARE and SHARE alike.   
   >   
   > SUPERVISE! SUPERVISE! SUPERVISE!   
   >   
   > Dogs are SCAVENGERS. They STEAL scraps   
   > of food and run to hide to eat it with their back   
   > to the wall in a heightened state of alert.   
   >   
   > Dogs should NEVER be TRUSTED alone with CHILDREN.   
   >   
   >> My sister was home, I wasn't.   
   >   
   > She should have served the dog with her kid.   
   > It's IMPOLITE to eat in front of someWON who   
   > AIN'T got no food.   
   >   
   >> My mom said if he does it again, he will have   
   >> to find a new house.   
   >   
   > That's rather INTOLERANT of mumzie. Perhaps   
   > THAT'S HOWE COME you learned HOWE to   
   > abuse your dog, mauijnp?   
   >   
   >>   I believe her.   
   >   
   > Has your mumzie always been an abuser?   
   > Perhaps if your mumzie TAUGHT YOU HOWE   
   > to BE RESPONSIBLE she'd not be COMPLAININ   
   > abHOWET YOUR DOG gettin in trHOWEBLE and   
   > THREATENIN to MURDER your dog for you, mauijnp.   
   >   
   > Next time mumzie bitches at you abHOWET   
   > the NORMAL NATURAL INNATE INSTINCTIVE   
   > REFLEXIVE behaviors of the domestic puppy   
   > dog that YOU ain't got the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit   
   > even after The Amazing Puppy Wizard and HIS 100%   
   > CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL   
   > FREE WWW Wit's End  Dog Training Method Manual   
   > Students all over the Whole Wild World told you HOWE   
   > they done it EZ GENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY and FOR   
   > FREE, to boot, tell her SHE'S THE BOSS and SHE should   
   > ENFORCE DISCIPLINE and punish the puppy herself instead   
   > of makin YOU HOWET to be the BAD GUY for NOT BEIN   
   > THERE to MANAGE your puppy.   
   >   
   > So just tell her it was HER FAULT you grew   
   > up to be IRRESPONSIBLE SELFISH FEARFUL   
   > INCONSIDERATE INCOMPETENT and LEARNED   
   > to BLAME OTHERS for FAILING to attend to YOUR   
   > OWN INALIENABLE RESPONSIBILITIES.   
   >   
   >>   She will kick him   
   >   
   > Kick? Naaah. You're SUPPOSED to "STEP ON HIM".   
   >   
   > LIKE THIS:   
   >   
   > "BethF"  wrote in message   
   > news:v4r8kkfr257e1a@corp.supernews.com...   
   >   
   >> "Kyle Boatright"    
   > wrote in message   
   >>   
   >> Kyle,  FWIW, i thought it was pretty funny,   
   >> and i often call my little dog the turd, because   
   >> he is one. Some folks think its HORRRIBLE i   
   >> would insult my dog like that so i guess its just a   
   >> matter of personality.   
   >   
   >> Kyle, the best way to teach him to stay away is to   
   >> step on him once. Seriously.   
   >   
   > SEE?   
   >   
   >> (rather us as I will never get rid of him) out.   
   >   
   > HOWER DOG LOVERS will take you in. They   
   > call it RESCUE and SHELTER insead of teachin   
   > you HOWE to TRAIN your dog in just a few minutes   
   > withHOWET lockin IT in a box and sprayin aversives   
   > in ITS face and shockin and chokin IT and walkin IT   
   > EVERY HOWER to AVOID HOWEsbreakin "MISTAKES".   
   >   
   >>  what should I do?   
   >   
   > You got to OBEDIENCE TRAIN IT.   
   >   
   >> she I squirt him with water when he tries to jump on the chairs?   
   >   
   > You'll need to mix it with vinegar and lemon juice.   
   >   
   > You can TRAIN him NOT to jump on the furniture   
   > by givin him an ALTERNATE INCOMPATIBLE   
   > BEHAVIOR, like lockin IT in a crate or givin IT   
   > a five mile run behind your bicycle like HOWE   
   > professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and 'SCREAM   
   > NO! into ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in   
   > a box for ten minutes contemplation" dermer   
   > of the UofWI department of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM   
   > does his little dog Maxie The Magnificent FuriHOWESLY   
   > Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator to CON-TROLL   
   > his OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE anxiHOWESNESS   
   > MASTURBATION DISORDER.   
   >   
   > OR you could TRAIN him by puttin a STEAK   
   > on the floor in front of the chair and tell your   
   > dog to lie there and EAT IT. HE WILL!   
   >   
   > TRUST Your Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~  )   >   
   >   
   > So long as you strategically put steaks arHOWEND   
   > in front of furniture HE WON'T JUMP ON IT.   
   >   
   >>  I don't want to have to smack him bottom   
   >> or nose or something like that.   
   >   
   > RIGHT! OF CURSE NOT!   
      
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