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From: douglasadam@tiscali.co.uk
"It's Only Alimentary, Dear Watson" wrote in
message news:1110310413.752734.243550@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> HOWEDY doctor john,
>
>>From: "John Bennett"
>>Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 00:54:16 GMT
>>Subject: Re: Dog pulling on leash
>
>>Michal: You've read the well-meaning
>> but useless responses to my advice.
>
> You're ADVICE is to HURT and INTIMIDATE
> dogs, doctor john. You're a DOG ABUSER.
> THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy
> Wizard SEZ "DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT
> POST HERE abHOWETS."
>
> And that likely includes the new poster lookin
> for HEELP from dog abusing punk thug cowards
> like yourself, doctor john.
>
>>Try to see the show and draw your own conclusion.
>
> He'd have his dog TRAINED TODAY if he
> studied his 75 page FREE copy of The
> Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
> Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
> withHOWET HURTING and INTIMIDATING
> his dog like HOWE you PREFER, doctor
> john, you dog abusing coward <{) ; ~ ) >
>
>> I have used a form of this training with a
>> Husky and 2 German Shepherds over the
>> past 30 years
>
> You're a DOG ABUSER, doctor john.
>
>> all of whom quickly learned to walk with a slack leash.
>
> That so?
>
>> Their curiosity may have to be satisfied some other way.
>
> Yeah? CuriHOWESITY abHOWET pullin away
> from you on accHOWENT of you CHOKE them.
>
>> The important thing here is for YOU to enjoy the walk.
>
> INDEEDY.
>
>> If you're happy your dog'll be happy.
>
> That's INSANE, doctor john. You CHOKE
> and SHOCK and INTIMIDATE your dogs.
>
>> I would not describe a dog pulling on a
>> leash as a happy dog.
>
> Right. You describe a HAPPY dog as
> GETTIN CHOKED and SHOCKED and
> NOT PULLIN YOU on accHOWENT of
> it makes you LOOK like an incompetent
> fool when your dog dominates you on
> leash.
>
> BWEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAAA!!!
>
> THAT'S WHAT WE CALL A MENTAL CASE, doctor john.
>
>> More like anxious
>
> Yeah, like in a PAINICK, from being JERKED
> and CHOKED, doctor john.
>
>> and doesn't really know what he
>> is doing or supposed to do.
>
> Yeah. THAT'S HOWE COME dogs GO NUTS
> from being jerked and choked as you PREFER.
>
>>The fence post analogy is really off the wall!
>
> You're as dumb as a fence post if you can't
> train a dog not to pull on leash in a couple
> minutes withHOWET HURTIN IT.
>
>> Of course the dog wants to get away from the post;
>
> On accHOWENT of IT is RESTRICTING him.
>
>> who wouldn't?
>
> It's the SAME REASON your dogs try
> to ESCAPE you. You've got to SHOCK
> your dogs to prevent them ESCAPING.
>
>>Are you a fence post?
>
> You hurt and intimidate your dogs, doctor john.
>
> You're a dog abusing coward.
>
>> Or are you the loving master of a dog who
>
> You'll CHOKE and SHOCK, doctor john.
>
>> only wants to do what you want
>
> The dog is TRYING to ESCAPE his ABUSER.
> THAT'S HOWE COME you need a SHOCK
> FENCE to keep your own dogs from ESCAPIN.
>
> You posted here to learn all abHOWET surgically
> sexually mutilating your dog, docto john bennett
> obg/gyn specialist for forty years. We'd think you'd
> know all abHOWET the deleteriHOWES effects
> inapupriate unnecessary surgical sexual mutilation
> can have on temperament and heelth, doctor FRAUD.
>
>> but has to learn what that is.
>
> By being CHOKED by a UNIVERSITY GRADUATE.
>
> HOWEDY Scott Far Thunder,
>
> Cc's for EMBARRASSMENT FACTOR:
> robinbarr1@cox.net; marshall Dermer;
> tote@dog-play.com; bakersco@msu.edu
> "Scott Far Thunder" wrote in message
> news:cosdiu$rdo$1@msunews.cl.msu.edu...
>>
>> Hau
>
> You mean HOWE, Chief.
>
>> kolas..
>
> Can have anything you want to drink so
> long as it ain't firewater or beer. Dogs
> HATE the smell of alcohol on people.
> Care for a stick of gum? Smoke 'm if
> you got 'm. RELAX! Take off your
> moccasins an set DHOWEN a SPELL.
>
>> quick question for you..
>
> You AIN'T gonna get a straight answer
> from these forked tongued tonto's, Chief.
>
>> I do believe my dog has several of the
>> symptoms of canine cushing's disease.
>
> That's a tough break. Many of HOWER
> dog lover's dogs have similar problems
> due to STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE
> DIS-EASE aka Sindrome del Mago de los
> Cachorros <{) ; - ) >
>
> Soy El Mago de los Cachorros <{) ; ~ ) >
>
> BIENVENIDO!
>
>> I AM TAKING HER TO THE VET LATER
>> TODAY (doesn't open til 3, so if all you have
>> to contribute is "take her to a vet", please
>> don't bother ;) ).
>
> DIS-EASES like Cushing's Addison's Lupus
> fibromyalgias, degenerative neuromyopathies
> and mylomas, urinary tract / bladder / kidney
> inflamations, ALL OCD'S (like paw licking / self
> mutilation) endocrine / parasymptathetic nervHOWES
> system DIS-EASES, even cancers, periodontal
> DIS-EASE and cataracts can be CAUSED BY
> intermittent, non "abusive" ordinary discipline
> like JUST TELLIN a dog or child "NO!" a few
> times a day or simply confining them to boxes
> and scheduling, can make them physically and
> emotionally ill and GETS SOME DOGS DEAD.
>
>> The background: my spayed female black lab
>> (mixed with rotweiler) is about 7 years old now,
>> since age 2, she's been on prednisone (20mg/day)
>> for food allergies manifested in fevers, itchiness
>> and severe hair loss.
>
> Oh, and THAT TOO. It's all classic symptoms
> of The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME <{) ; ~ ) >
>
>
>
>> diet and drugs have managed her allergies relatively well.
>
> That so?
>
>>Not crazy about the steroid,
>
> Scary stuff. P-HOWERFUL medecine.
>
>> but it's the only thing we've found that works
>> effectively in our particular situation and for this
>> particular dog.
>
> Perhaps professor dermer will offer you his
> remedy for his dog's chronic DIS-EASES.
>
>> Recently, she has exhibited symptoms that
>> we wrote off as approaching "middle age"
>> and side-effects of the prednisone, but which
>> also mirror symptoms indicative of Cushing's
>> disease that I've been able to find at
>> http://www.canismajor.com/dog/cushings.html
>> among other sites..skin tremors are what really
>> prompted me to start looking around;
>
> Do you think this could be happening to your dog?:
>
> "Things are beginning to get much worse day
> by day and the vets seem unable to help.
> http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV
> http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV"
>
> THAT'S AN OCD. His owner CAUSED IT by
> MISHANDLING and ABUSING his dog according
> to the BEST advice of HOWER Gang Of Lying
> Dog Abusing Punk Thug Cowards And ACTIVE
> LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES and
> ASYLUM ESCAPEES.
>
>> I had a long-haired dachshund as a teenager
>> who died at 16 from congestive heart failure
>> which also exhibited these "tremors"; first time
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