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   Message 6,759 of 8,070   
   dh@. to YourConscience   
   Re: Dogs, disappointment...and maybe voo   
   10 Jul 05 13:46:10   
   
   XPost: alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian, rec.pets.dogs.health, misc.rural   
      
   On 10 Jul 2005 10:40:27 -0700, "YourConscience"  wrote:   
      
   >HOWEDY dh@,   
   >   
   >dh@. wrote:   
   >> On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 03:07:09 GMT, Goo wrote:   
   >>   
   >> >David Harrison wrote:   
   >> >   
   >> >>     Goo? Do you think it's voodoo?   
   >> >   
   >> > Stop using baby talk   
   >>   
   >>     By that you have confirmed that yes, you do   
   >> think it's some sort of voodoo or something.   
   >   
   >You gotta know HOWE to Doo your VooDoo SPELLIN, dh@.   
      
       Are you saying the D is capitalised?   
      
   >          HOWE To Train Dogs Like Freakin MAGICK   
   >   
   >"voodoo"  wrote in message   
   >news:3e2e16bb$1_8@news.teranews.com...   
   >   
   >> "Jerry Howe"  wrote in message   
   >> news:m83X9.51415$Jm2.43766@news.bellsouth.net...   
   >   
   >> > HOWEDY VOO DOO,   
   >   
   >> > "voodoo"  wrote in message   
   >> > news:3e2b80e5$1_6@news.teranews.com...   
   >   
   >> > > "Jerry Howe"  wrote in message   
   >> > > news:pv4W9.38607$Jm2.24355@news.bellsouth.net...   
   >> > > > "ThePsychic"  wrote in message   
   >> > > > news:3e1bb46b$1_6@news.teranews.com...   
   >   
   >> > > > > "The Puppy Wizard"    
   >> > > > > wrote in message news:92FCD72752376@216.168.3.30...   
   >   
   >> > > > >    
   >   
   >> > > > > What an annoying blowhard little prick you are.   
   >   
   >> > > >  Naaah, you're SPOILED. You got no idea HOWE   
   >> > > >  annoying The Puppy Wizard IS.   
   >   
   >> > > why's he/she spoiled?   
   >   
   >> > PUNK THUG CAN'T HANDLE PAIN OR MAGICK...   
   >   
   >> you sir are a master trole.   
   >   
   >OR A MASTER MAGICIAN.   
   >   
   >Sorry Voo Doo... you must be lookin for someWON   
   >else, we only got Elves and Magicians here abHOWETS.   
   >   
   >BWEAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!   
   >   
   >HOWEDY People,   
   >   
   >Here's HOWE to train dogs like freaking MAGICK:   
   >   
   >Supplies:   
   >   
   >Holy Altar With Human Skull.   
   >Cauldron   
   >Seven Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers   
   >Seven Holy Bottles Seven Magick Sands   
   >Seven Holy Spirit Herbs   
   >Seven bottles 180 proof Holy Voo Doo Water   
   >Three Ounces Ground Holy Maize For Creating Loa   
   >Three Holy Voo Doo Drummers   
   >Three Holy Voo Doo Horn Blowers   
   >Three Holy Voo Doo Tambourine Dancers   
   >Three Holy Tables For Dice And Card Gambling   
   >Three Holy Voo Doo Cigars   
   >Three ounces Holy Voo Doo Coffee   
   >One Holy Voo Doo Live Sacrificial Chicken, Goat,   
   >Bull, or Human Child (Note: Power Of Spell Is   
   >Proportionate To Size And Value Of Sacrifice)   
   >Concession Stand Two Copies Of Your FREE WWW   
   >Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual   
   >   
   >INSTRUCTIONS:   
   >   
   >Light Holy Voo Doo Cigar and blow Holy Smokes around   
   >base of and inside cauldron. Start fire under cauldron.   
   >Begin chanting while blowing Holy Smokes on and   
   >abHOWET Holy Altar while drawing Loa in front of   
   >Holy Altar.   
      
       Holy Shit! Goo thinks that what appear to be basic   
   emotions in animals, really is not what it appears to be   
   but it's a bunch of crap like that instead. Wow, he's an   
   even bigger fruit salad than I was already aware.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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