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   From: buttercupsdad@dog.net   
      
   Ok, HOWEDY The amazing Puppy Wizard.   
      
   Hope you are having a better day than me.  Just read the email where someone   
   I have never talked to before called me a "shitstain".  He must be a   
   university trained psychiatrist, right?  A real master of human relations.   
      
   Not sure what you mean by "self absorbed"?  Don't forget, I am not like you.   
   Seems that I have read somewhere that you "do not have to work".  I do.   
   Long hours too.  And I am working this weekend (okay, I'm goofing off on the   
   internet at the moment).   
      
   I do understand about the "THINKIN".  I have read books about animal   
   training (including the horse guy), and I have a degree of understanding of   
   the concept of learning to think like the animal in order to act in a way   
   that makes sense rather than just relying on brute force to intimidate the   
   animal into doing what you want.  I get the basic concept, but no, I am not   
   there yet in terms of putting any of that into action.   
      
   Yes, I've been here a month and have not read your manual yet.   
   Unfortunately my boss expects me to read a bunch of other stuff first.  So   
   kill me.   
      
   Detest me if you must, but don't curse me.  I already have that from K-man.   
      
   Lazy!   You are off base there PW.  Remember that I am the one working 12   
   hour days.  Not you.   
      
   The dog came with the behavioral hang-ups.  Why do you say that is my fault?   
      
   If you are the one getting worked up, then maybe you are the one that needs   
   the anger management.  I am the one trying to NOT get worked up.  But then   
   again, I must not forget that I am just a "shitstain" and not a real person.   
      
   Better get to work or I will never get out of here today.   
      
   I will not go to bed Sunday night until I have read the entire manual.  So   
   help me.  And if the dog wants to go for a walk I will tell her that the   
   Amazing Puppy Wizard says I am a lazy dog abusing coward thug mental case   
   and that I have to read this manual before she can eat, drink, sleep, or go   
   out for a walk.  There.  I'll blame the dog abuse on you now.  Between you   
   and K-man I am getting worked up.  I can't hit my wife, she hits back.   
   Guess it will have to be the dog (just kidding - relax).   
      
   Have a good weekend everyone.  Try not to hate.  Believe me, I know how hard   
   that can be.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)