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   Mogadon John to Diddy Dave   
   Re: Amazing fact #145   
   25 Nov 05 01:28:48   
   
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   From: ·¥·mögàdøñ__¥_jôhñ_²õö4·¥@·×·××nitrazepam×××·10mg.o.nž¥××   
      
   On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 20:43:30 +0100, Diddy Dave  wrote:   
      
   >Los Angeles attorney Antonio Mendosa spent over three hours having his   
   >mobile phone removed from his rectum. During the delicate operation,   
   >his phone rang three times. After recovering at a trauma centre from   
   >his ordeal, Mendosa explained: "My dog drags the phone all over the   
   >house. He must have dragged it into the shower. I slipped on a tile,   
   >tripped against the dog and sat down right on the thing."   
      
   When it rang, did he answer it?   
      
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