XPost: rec.pets.dogs.breeds, soc.men, rec.pets.dogs.behavior   
   XPost: aus.pets   
   From: dobo_is@N_O_S_P_A_M_yahoo.com   
      
   unsurreality_2005@yahoo.com wrote:   
      
   >   
   > TheAmazingPuppyWizard@Mail.Com wrote:   
   >> HOWEDY pat aka unsurreality,   
   >>   
   >> unsurreality_2005@yahoo.com wrote:   
   >> > > > All of the puppies were very nice though and never dropped   
   >> > > > tails. The charmer was a bitty male who took a flying leap at   
   >> > > > me the moment he saw me then spent the rest of the hour   
   >> > > > industriously trying to remove a finger, or a shoelace, or both.   
   >> > >   
   >> > > You coulda TRAINED him NOT to do that in just   
   >> > > a couple seconds, if you knew HOWE, robin.   
   >> >   
   >> > With that logic, you could TRAIN a fucking ANT to   
   >> > fly a 747 over the Atlantic if you knew HOW.   
   >>   
   >> Un uh, wrong again, pat.   
   >   
   > That's because you don't know HOW, AssHowe..   
   >   
   >  Ants AIN'T GOT THUMBS.   
   >> HOWEver, you COULD train a entire colony to work   
   >> together to accomplish the feat. In a case like trainin   
   >> ants, PERHAPS using a trail of sugar or meat will   
   >> direct them. Of curse, you'd NEED a human as navigator.   
   >> Ants got NO sense of puporse when they travel other   
   >> than to make it through a other day just like you and   
   >> The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ )  >   
   >>   
   >> So you see pat, you've caused The Amazing Puppy   
   >> Wizard to QUESTION HIS OWN WORK regarding   
   >> BRIBERY... hmm. After givin it due dilligence pat,   
   >> the use of "bribery" in this case WOULD NOT be   
   >> WITHOLDING of the bribe, the food is used as a   
   >> rewarding lure, rather like the scent of a human to   
   >> a trackin dog, yet less FRUSTRATING as they'd be   
   >> REWARDED for followin the trail of sugar or meat.   
   >>   
   >> > In fact, you could TRAIN *ANY* animal to do ANYTHING   
   >>   
   >> You think they could train the SEARCH And RESCUE   
   >> dogs that was lookin for Jessica Lundren and them   
   >> three DEAD BOYS in the trunk of the car in N.J., pat?   
   >   
   > Anyone could train those dogs if they knew HOW, AssHowe.   
   >   
   >   
   >>   
   >> You think they could train them SEARCH And RESCUE   
   >> dogs that COULDN'T FIND Elizabeth Smart WITHIN   
   >> EAR SHOT of the victim or that little boy scout in Utah?   
   >   
   > Anyone could train those dogs if they knew HOW, AssHowe.   
   >   
   >   
   >>   
   >> Not to mention the SEARCH And RESCUE dogs that   
   >> COULDN'T FIND Chandra Levy DESPITE the map   
   >> and Laura Hacking DESPITE KNOWING WHERE   
   >> in the facility she was dumped.   
   >   
   > Anyone could train those dogs if they knew HOW, AssHowe.   
   >   
   >>   
   >> >  if you knew HOW.   
   >>   
   >> You could train your dog not to leave your yard in   
   >> maybe ten minutes if you knew HOWE, pat. Maybe   
   >> less if your dog was very familiar with the TECHNIQUE.   
   >> We're talkin abHOWET YOUR dog or ANY WON'S dog.   
   >   
   > I trained mine in less than 5 minutes - apparently you don't know HOW.   
   >   
   >>   
   >> > > >  He's a real forward dog, and the boy I'm taking is more in   
   >> > > > the middle--good play and toy drive, not  quite so in-your-face.   
   >> > >   
   >> > > That so?   
   >> >   
   >> > What...is she gonna say "Oh, no...that's not so"   
   >>   
   >> Have you been followin robin's CASE HISTORY pat?   
   >   
   > It doesn't matter who she is.  Why do you waste time saying "that so?"   
   What drugs are you on?   
      
      
      
   > Seriously...is she going to respond "aw crap...it's not so."   
   >   
   >>   
   >> > > > That's exactly what I want from this puppy, a nice, even,   
   >> > > > stable dog. I have one Cala, I don't need another.   
   >>   
   >> She's had a couple of crippled dogs, pat. She cripples   
   >> them by jerkin an choking them like HOWE katraina   
   >> aka white monkey done to her dog.   
   >>   
   >> > > You mean, the dog YOU CRIPPLED by jerking and choking IT, robin?   
   >>   
   >> > No, she means:   
   >> > "That's exactly what I want from this puppy, a nice, even,   
   >> > stable dog. I have one Cala, I don't need another."   
   >>   
   >> Seems Cala is HYPERACTIVE just like katrina's CRIPPLED dog.   
   >>   
   >> > > > they'll finish him for the price of entry fees if I want--I   
   >> > > > probably will.   
   >> > >   
   >> > > Of curse you will, robin. You're the Golden Girl Goddess   
   >> > > Of Agility And ETHICKAL Backyard Breeding, <{) ; ~ )  >   
   >> > >   
   >> > > > And he'll do agility, rally, and tracking.   
   >> > >   
   >> > > BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!   
   >> >   
   >> > Why was that so hilarious?   
   >>   
   >> On accHOWENT of none of these simpletons have   
   >> any SUCCESS competing with their dogs, pat.   
   >   
   > So *that* makes it hilarious?  I mean, really - you have NO success   
   > with life, I find THAT funny, AssHowe.  BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!  On top of   
   > that, you have no success with dogs.  Gee, what a surprise!   
      
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