XPost: alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian, rec.pets.dogs.behavior, re   
   .pets.cats.misc   
   XPost: alt.pets.rabbits   
      
   On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 16:39:33 -0700, Cadman wrote:   
      
   >Fuck animal rights!   
      
    Fuck which rights for which animals?   
      
   >What about MY RIGHTS?!?!?!   
      
    Fuck 'em?¿?   
      
   >George Dunbar once wrote, "If pets can defecate upon my very trousers,   
      
    Any time pets defecated on my shit it was my fault, because I'm aware of   
   what   
   they do with their asshole...   
      
   >then why is it that I, week   
   >upon week, continue to drag those very same fecal-encrusted trousers to the   
   Cleaners?"   
      
    Because of lack of control, and apparently a shortage of intelligence.   
      
   >I agree with his statement.   
      
    Which one(s)? Why?   
      
   >I say, "Fuck you cats and dogs!" If you want to shit on my pants, then   
   > I am going to have no option but to take a rank crap right in your food   
   dish!   
      
    No other option? You might consider one that won't make such a mess for   
   you to clean up, unless you can get the dog to do it. Here's a little thing to   
   remember: A dog might wipe his ass if you let him in the grass, but he's not   
   going to wash his own food dish.   
      
   >Fuck you, Doggie!   
   >Fuck You, kittie!   
      
   "Fuck all of you." - Buddy Rich   
      
   "One generation and out. We have no problem with the extinction of   
   domestic animals." - Wayne Pacelle   
      
   "It is completely UNIMPORTANT, morally, that "billions of animals" at   
   any point "get to experience life." ZERO importance to it." - Goobernicus   
      
   "It is not larger, cleaner cages that justice demands...but empty   
   cages." - Tom Regan   
      
   "The cat, like the dog, must disappear... We should cut the domestic cat   
   free from our dominance by neutering, neutering, and more neutering,   
   until our pathetic version of the cat ceases to exist." - John Bryant   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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