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   Jake to johnnagelson@yahoo.co.uk   
   Re: sheepdog commands in Irish or Scots    
   08 Jul 07 00:29:48   
   
   XPost: uk.local.scot-highlands, uk.rec.pets.misc, ie.general   
   XPost: uk.d-i-y   
   From: fisher@NOTloball.co.uk   
      
   On Sat, 07 Jul 2007 15:18:39 -0700, John Nagelson   
    wrote:   
      
   >Could someone tell me some main sheepdog commands in Irish or Scots   
   >Gaelic?   
   >   
   >I.e. what in English are "Away to Me", "Come Bye", etc.   
   >   
   >Cheers!   
   >   
   >John   
   You have posted to a special newsgroup set up by   
   the the NuLabour Government to plug the gaps created by   
   the abysmal failure of the Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.   
   which was implemented by the last Tory Government. This   
   policy was  not only continued but also expanded by this   
   NuLabour Government.   
      
   The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for   
   individuals who would otherwise be spending their days sitting   
   at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon   
   to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence   
   of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the   
   shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and   
   objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds   
   of the problem of who they were next going to knife to death.   
   Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the   
   articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in   
   driving HMGs target audience away. Independent research has   
   shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,   
   called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which   
   had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to protect what   
   was left of their sanity. This has happened to the whole of uk.local.   
   hierarchy.  This newsgroup in particular is a very good example   
   of another HMG failure. It does however, provide a forum in which   
   one can talk about jobbies for ever and a day. (Contributed by Krustov)   
      
   I trust this post will help guide you in your future dealings with this   
   newsgroup.   
      
   Thank you.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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