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   From: clot.1@ntlglobe.goon   
      
   DJ Spider wrote:   
   > Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:   
   >> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the   
   >> drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth"   
   >>  saying something like:   
   >>   
   >>> I also know a Welshman that speaks English perfectly well and will   
   >>> not respond to English.   
   >>   
   >> Some of them are like that. A pat on the head and a biscuit might   
   >> bring them round.   
   >   
   > When I used to work as a security steward at outdoor events like the   
   > races and stuff, I worked at the Brecon Jazz Festival. We used to work   
   > the night shift and used to go for a few jars before starting. Here   
   > are a couple of gems we heard:   
   >   
   > 'Is this coat your jacket?'   
   > 'Are you reading that paper you're sat on?'   
   >   
   > Ah Wales, where men are men and sheep are nervous!   
      
   I enjoyed the post despite being N Walian and having at least one pair   
   of wellies that are always at the ready in the car!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)