XPost: rec.pets.dogs.health, rec.pets.dogs.breeds   
   From: dk@no.email.thankstospam.net   
      
   In article <1185628257.696613.155400@b79g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,   
   woofysue@yahoo.co.uk wrote:   
   >Hello all,   
   >   
   >I solved the problem of that horrible dog after it made the big   
   >mistake of biting my Mum. I was looking round the local charity shop   
   >for some old CDs and things when I spotted an iron glove. I think it   
   >must have been an old theatrical prop or something rather than from a   
   >suit of armour. I paid five pounds for it and the next day when   
   >everyone had gone out I went into the kitchen where the dog was lying   
   >in its basket and whacked it in the face. It was really surprised, and   
   >even more surprised when it bit me that I wasn't the one yelping in   
   >fear. I grabbed onto its upper jam and squeezed real hard so it   
   >couldn't let go. Then I remembered something I read once about how a   
   >dog perspires through its tongue and how it's very sensitive. I   
   >decided to teach it a real lesson and still holding onto it I heated   
   >up a spoon on the gas stove until it was real hot. Then I took hold of   
   >it by the scruff of the neck with my other hand, and let go of its   
   >jaws. Then I picked up the spoon and would you believe it tried to   
   >bite it. I shoved the hot spoon right into its throat and boy did it   
   >scream in pain. It made an awful mess on the floor too. Wasn't so   
   >brave now was it?   
   >   
   >When I decided that I'd had enough I locked it in the garage where it   
   >couldn't get at any water. It yelped for over two hours. The past few   
   >days everytime I go near it it yelps and cowers. I don't think I'll   
   >have anymore trouble with this vicious hound but my Mum may have it   
   >put down. I tried kindness, but even the dumbest of animals understand   
   >pain. Including the two-legged kind.   
      
   It is you who is a dumb sadist. No wonder the dog was afraid   
   of you. Expect other dogs biting you, too.   
      
   DK   
      
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