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   TheSincerelyIncrediblyFreakinInsane to squill   
   Re: poo :-(   
   29 Jul 07 18:20:45   
   
   aboratory@HotMail.Com   
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   From: Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Labor   
   tory@HotMail.Com   
      
   HOWEDY oxymel of squill,   
      
   "Oxymel of Squill"  wrote in message   
   news:46aca272$0$97272$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net...   
   > puppy (Golden Retriever) is 13 weeks old and   
   > still produces extrordinarily runny poo. Is this normal does anyone know?   
      
   Your puppy is havin a visceral response to   
   STRESS from MISHANDLING him, squill,   
   according to YOUR OWN POSTED CASE   
   HISTORY:   
      
   squill wrote:   
   > As for the immediate problem,   
   > when it next being nasty   
      
   The little dog AIN'T bein NASTY he's BEIN AFRAID.   
      
   > roll it over onto his back,   
      
   To TEACH IT to be sociable?   
      
   >  quite forcefully,   
      
   She'll PROBABLY GET BIT JUST LIKE HOWE   
   cesar millan frequently does when he's "TRAINING"   
    fearful dogs not to ATTACK their ABUSERS.   
      
   > as though you mean it,   
      
   I find it difficult to believe that YOU could be   
    so ignorameHOWES as to actually believe in   
    or mean what you're sayin, Squill.   
      
   > and hold it there, show you're stronger than it is   
      
   The little dog only weighs five pounds aka 2kg.   
   You don't have to be a physicist to realize she   
   IS STRONGER than IT and THAT'S HOWE   
   COME he's AFRAID of and BITES her.   
      
   > and that you mean to have your own way.   
      
   So, this IS "all abHOWET ME", ain't it, Squill.   
      
   > That puts him in a submissive position   
      
   AND THAT'S WHEN, and HOWE COME,   
                       HE ATTACKS.   
      
   > which will transfer to attitude.   
      
   That's INSANE.   
      
   > Then have a good snarl, bare your   
   > teeth and go to bite his throat.   
      
   BWEEEAAAAHAAAHAAA!!!   
      
   Perhaps she'd have better LUCK   
   if she was to HUMP HIS LEG?   
      
   > I don't recommend actually biting as this   
   > can result in a mouthful of nasty hair,   
      
   Well then you got no balls, Squill. If you can't   
   follow through with your TRAINING METHOD   
   because you're AFRAID of a little HAIR in your   
   beak, HOWE then, do you suppHOWES the dog   
    is gonna RESPECT you?   
      
   > but expect him to squeal or display some   
   > other form of gesture of submission.   
      
   Ahhhh, like ATTACKING her.   
      
   >  That's what adult dogs do,   
      
   No it AIN'T. That's what PSYCHOTIC adult dogs   
    do. They LEARN that behavior from their HUMAN ABUSERS.   
      
   >  go for the throat and accept the submission signal.   
      
   That technique works better on humans than dogs, Squill.   
   Humans have the intellectual capacity to project their   
   thoughts into the future and quickly realize that if   
   they SUBMIT to their FEARS they'll get what they want   
   from their ABUSERS as in The Stockholm Syndrom.   
      
   Animals, HOWEver, DO NOT have that capacity   
   and instead of SUBMITTING like HUMAN COWARDS,   
   they FIGHT. It's an UNTHINKING REFLEX.   
      
   > Once should be enough,   
      
   Usually with humans it is, till you turn your   
    back on them if they're not fully subordinated   
    by fear force and intimidation and withHOWELDING   
    of "rewards" and necessary resources as in The   
    Stockholm Syndrome.   
      
   > but repeat if necessary   
   > cheers   
      
                     ---------------   
      
                        SEE?   
      
   > It's decades since I last had a puppy and I don't remember this problem.   
   > He's perfectly healthy and full of bounce. I try to get him   
   >  to eat dry food but he's not up for it and insists on tins.   
      
   Commercial dog food is GARBAGE>   
      
   > But I'd dearly like the puppy to go away and   
   > let me have my nice clean, tidy and well ordered house back, with a   
   > sensible dog in it.   
      
   The Sincerely Incredibly Freaking Simply Amazing   
   Puppy Wizard CANNOT make you into a DECENT   
   HUMAN BEING, HOWEver, HE CAN make you   
   into a EXXXPERT DOG TRAINER but you gotta   
   FORGET EVERY THING you think you know   
   abHOWET dogs:   
      
   http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard   
      
   > cheers   
      
   LikeWIZE <{}: ~ ( >   
      
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