XPost: rec.pets.dogs.health, rec.pets.dogs.behavior, alt.pets.dogs.labrador
XPost: alt.pets.dogs.pitbull
HOWEDY (the)duckster,
This post is actually FOR Phil, so's he'll see what we're dealin with here:
"(the)duckster" wrote in message
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> "Melinda Shore" wrote in message
> news:g1i730$1t1$1@panix2.panix.com...
>> In article <0m6p3499egcmiosl1p855gppb6gfao7aja@4ax.com>,
>> Phil Odox wrote:
>> >I'm going to buy a clicker tomorrow to see if that helps distract
>> >him.
>>
>> Holy moley. I guess you could use a clicker as a
>> distraction but that's not what they're for.
>>
>> Look, you really don't understand what you're doing and
>> you're making a lot of mistakes. You'd benefit quite a bit
>> from taking a class. You're apparently under the
>> misimpression that when you take a class someone else trains
>> your dog for you. That's not the case. Dog training
>> classes are actually owner training classes, where they
>> teach you how to train the dog, and they're there to watch
>> you and help you make adjustments as you go.
>
> Dog training classes are also lots of fun.
Yeah, like when you're drinkin <{}: ~ ) >
> You and your puppy get to interact with other dog owners,
Yeah, like when you're drinkin <{}: ~ ) >
> their puppies, to say nothing of exchanging
> ideas/tips that will benefit you both.
Yeah, like when you're drinkin <{}: ~ ) >
> Who knows, your boy might be a natural at agility,
> tracking, or some other hidden talent.
Yeah, like DRINKIN <{}: ~ ) >
> A jrt is a highly inquisitive and intelligent dog that among
> the working dog class most definitely needs a job.
Actually no, ducky, they're in the TERRIOR class.
The only WORK they was bred for is flushing foxes.
And they DON'T DO THAT EVERY DAY, do they,
so there AIN'T NO JOB for them MOST of the time.
IS THERE, ducky??
> I've put most of my dogs through puppy and beginning behavior.
INDEEDY~! And your own dog is on ANTI-PSYCHOTIC
MEDICATIONS on accHOWENTA IT GOES INSANE
when you lock IT in a box on accHOWENTA you can't
HOWEsbreak your own dog, REMEMBER, ducky??
> My 11 year old and one of our currents (who is jad)
> just signed up for beginning agility.
Your 11 year old adoped Chinese daughter gets BEAT UP
by her classmates and has NO social life on accHOWENTA
you raised her as a "DRY DRUNK", remember, ducky?
> It's very amusing and they are both beat when the hour is over.
Yeah? Was it amusing when you found you other DEAD DOG
hiding under the swimmin pool cover after a week, ducky?
> Kind regards,
LikeWIZE <{}: ~ ) >
> (the)duckster
Meet (the)duckster. She's a pathetic miserable stinkin
rotten lyin animal an child abusin life long incurable
active accute chronic mental case, a career alcoholic;
After a couple years of strugglin with sobriety she
figgered she could tackle it all bye herself with the
heelp of a correspondence group, alt.recovery.a.a..
There, she met HOWER own EXXXPERT professional
dog trainer tara.green2 who mentored (the)duckster till
she put down the bottle to become an adoptive mom of
a white child but settled for a Oriental and has busied
herself RESCUEIN needy dogs as a replacement for her
addiction.
HOWEDY (the)duckster you pathetic miserable stinkin
rotten lyin dog an child abusin punk thug coward active
accute chronic life long incurable malignant maliciHOWES
mental case and fifteen year dry drunk,
"(the)duckster" wrote in message news:R9Yqj.
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> "Roger Taylor" wrote in message
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>> We have a 16 year old active and well exercised Pomeranian in
>> otherwise good health. In the past year he often cannot make it
>> through the night without popping out of his basket and quietly
>> peeing on the bedroom rug. Half the time, he manages to make
>> it to the door and scratch, and we let him out, but other times he
>> doesn't appear to have time to express his wishes. Our only
>> solution so far is to hop-to, soak up the pee, and apply one of
>> those bio-digesters that is supposed to remove the scent.
>
>> One option that occurred to me was to put aluminum foil sheet
>> around the base of his basket, so the crinkly sound would awaken
>> us. I tried it, and it wakes us up, but he has too many false alarms,
>> where he just wants to stretch and have a limber-up session.
>> How about reverting to crate training, and putting him in a large
>> open top cardboard box at night, on the assumption he will scratch
>> when he has to pee, rather than soil his nest?
>
>> I am interested in how some of you with older dogs handles
>> this inevitable issue with elderly or incontinent pets.
>
>> Roger
>
> I have three in the house 2, 3 and 7.
Yeah. RESCUE dogs, ain't that correct, (the)?
> With different sleeping habits and squatting needs
INDEEDY~!
IN FACT, (the)duckster's own dog GOT THE
SAME PROBLEM for the SAME REASON.
> I am I supposed fortunate that I haven't had
> a solid night's sleep in 15 years.
Yeah. They call THAT "the heeebee jeeebees" in drunkspeak.
> Partial insomenia, peri-men, my own bladder, plus mother
> to an almost eleven year old and I'm on patrol every night
> at least twice.
What (the)duckster is TRYIN to tell you is she's a MENTAL PATIENT.
> At 16, it's probably harder to hold (think of your old grandpa).
Grandma at 94 often gets up a 4 a.m. Sometimes The Mrs. crosses
paths with her. Neither of them have sleepin or peri men problems
or wander the HOWES "on patrol".
> Keeping him crated with lots of soak through
> towels is a fair solution in the short run.
That's INSANE. (the)duckster has opted for trainin
pants for her dog who GOT THE SAME PROBLEM
but not just at night, ALL the time <{}: ~ ( >
> Getting up with him once during the night to me would be
> a sweet way to spend the time you know you are going to
> miss after he is gone.
That's INSANE.
Perhaps they should both wear waterproof underpants an
meet in the hallway for nightly communal panty leak events?
> Leastwise, that's how I think of the friends from past packs.
That so?
> I figure it's what I signed on for.
(the)duckster puts trainin pants on her dog on accHOWENTA
SHE CAN'T TRAIN IT NOT TO PISS IN HER HOWES <{}: ~ ( >
> Kind regards,
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
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