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   DelusionalDimensionsRecoveryDDR@I-L to Handsome "Jack" Morrison   
   Re: dirty boy (1/2)   
   29 May 08 16:37:02   
   
   XPost: rec.pets.dogs.health, rec.pets.dogs.behavior, alt.pets.dogs.labrador   
   XPost: alt.pets.dogs.pitbull   
      
   HOWEDY tommy sorenson aka not so handsome,   
   not so happy, not so gentle, not so manly, jackass,   
   not even morrison aka joey finnochiarrio aka howie   
   lipshitz aka BIG DADDY aka DOGMAN a.k.a.   
   PUSSYMAN, you pathetic miserable stinkin   
   anonymHOWES malignant lyin dog child an   
   spHOWES abusing punk thug coward active   
   accute chronic life long incurable mental case   
    and paranoid homophobe, misogynist, puppy   
   miller, shock collar salesman FRAUD and   
   SCAM ARTIST,   
      
   "Handsome "Jack" Morrison"  wrote in message   
   news:8n2u345d6namp6hf0pvorvvliaothbtb08@4ax.com...   
   > On Thu, 29 May 2008 19:48:56 GMT, "\(the\)duckster"   
   >  wrote:   
   >   
   >>"Handsome "Jack" Morrison"  wrote in   
   >>message   
   >>news:vptt341171qo83l6lj3fj05pui737hgref@4ax.com...   
   >>> On Thu, 29 May 2008 19:25:46 +0100, Phil Odox   
   >>>  wrote:   
   >   
   >>> I mean, Phil, if you can't pick up your own dog,   
   >>> what kind of relationship is that?   
   >>   
   >> Unfortunately, you didn't see the pictures of great big   
   >> Phil rolling around the garden with this sprite of a dog.   
   >   
   > Yup, I wouldn't be surprised.   
   >   
   > Phil's worried about stuff that he shouldn't be worried about.   
   >   
   >>I bet though if you asked him, he'd   
   >>be happy to email them to you.   
   >   
   > Better yet, maybe he'll post them on a photo-hosting site (Flickr,   
   > Google Web Album, etc.), and then we can all see them.   
   >   
   >>And his azaleas are beautiful as well.   
   >>Wish the hell I could get things like that to grow.   
   >   
   > Let's see how beautiful they look in, say, 12 months, eh?   
   >   
   > Heh.   
      
   Heh, heh, yourself, tommy:   
      
   tommy sez:   
   "It Can Be Really Funny To Watch Shove His Nose   
   Into The Water; Hold Him There Till He Is Sure He's   
   Drowning "I LOVE This One.  It's VERY Effective,   
   It Absolutely Doesn't Interfere In Your Relationship   
   With Your Dog, And Is EASY And QUICK"   
   This same tactic is taught by cindymooreon on her   
   "faq" page on k9web, lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"   
   lynn at their Bay Area GSD shelters, and lying frosty   
   dahl, marquis de "read koehler for content" shaw...,   
   professor "scruff shake" dermer, professora "chin   
   chuck absolutely doesn't mean slap" gingold, ron   
   hardin, ed williams of PET LOSS dot CON and   
   much, much moore of your newfHOWEN pathetic   
   miserable stinkin lyin animal murderin punk thug   
   coward mental case PALS RIGHT HERE <{}: ~ ) >   
      
   From: Dogman (dog...@i1.net)   
   Date: 1997/11/01   
      
      
   On a cold day in Hell, 31 Oct 1997 23:50:55 GMT, dogps...@aol.com (Dogpsych)   
   wrote:   
      
   [...]   
      
   >Koehler's Usefulness:  Digging   
   > If you come home and find your dog has dug a hole, fill the hole   
   > brimful of water.  With the training collar and leash, bring the dog   
   > to the hole and shove his nose into the water; hold him there until   
   > he is sure he's drowning. If your dog is of any size, you may get all   
   > of the action of a cowboy bull-dogging a steer.   
   >   
   > Stay with it.  I've had elderly ladies who'd had their fill of ruined   
   > flower beds dunk some mighty big dogs.  A great many dogs will   
   > associate this horrible experience with the hole they dug.   
   >   
   > It is not necessary to *catch the dog in the act* in any of the   
   > above instances of  correction.  Be consistent in your corrections   
   > and your dog will come to find the smell of freshly dug earth   
   > quite repugnant.   
      
   I LOVE this one.  It's VERY effective, it absolutely doesn't interfere   
   in your relationship with your dog, and is EASY and QUICK to do.   
      
   And it can be really funny to watch.  Yes, there are other methods that   
   work, for example the stake-in-the- ground method that Koehler also   
   describes, balloons in the water, etc.   
   The point here is that you have a CHOICE.  If your flowers, yard,   
   etc., are no big deal to you, don't even worry about it.  Live with   
   the destruction, give him an area of his own to "destroy," etc.   
      
   Whatever.  But if you're one of those people who spends a lot of time   
   and MONEY on your landscaping and grounds, give it a try.  It works!   
      
      
   No, there is no reason for you to "drown" your dog!  Hyperbole is just   
   that.  Hyperbole!  Don't let it cloud your common sense.   
      
      
   Usually within seconds, the dog will start to struggle.  That's what   
   you want him to do:  THINK he is about to drown, not actually drown.   
   Hold him there for another few seconds and then release him.  And I've   
   never known of a dog to even attempt to bite during this procedure.   
   Normally they'll just shake it off and start AVOIDING ANY HOLES --   
   almost immediately.   
      
      
   Now folks, what's the worst thing that happened to this dog?  Was it   
   injured in any way?  Absolutely not.  Was he startled?  Absolutely.   
   That's what AVERSIVES are supposed to do.  This procedure works   
   in the same way that snake-proofing a dog with an electronic collar   
   works.  Or to prevent dogs from chasing deer, etc.  And if you think   
   you can make your dog, say, avoid POISONOUS snakes using only   
   positive reinforce, I've got some beach-front property in Kansas I can   
   sell you cheap.   
      
      
   Are flowers and backyards a matter of life and death.  Probably not --   
   unless the dog ends up at the vet's because of it.  But SOME people,   
   unable to otherwise "cure" this hole-digging, will simply take their   
   dog to the vet's to be euthanized.  Don't believe that?  Go down to   
   your shelter or rescue group and ASK them the reasons that people turn   
   in dogs.  Maybe YOU wouldn't do it, but a lot of folks would.  There   
   aren't approximately 5 million dogs put to death each year (in the US   
   alone) for no reason, are there?   
      
      
   So folks, yes...YOU decide for yourself.  If this seems "cruel" to   
   you, just don't do it.  But don't think about getting an abortion,   
   either.   
      
      
      
   Who is cruel to a dog, is more cruel thereby to his own soul.   
    --Will Judy   
      
   Whosoever refuses to punish a dog for behavior that can get   
    it KILLED has no heart whatsoever and will go straight to hell.   
      
                                                               --Dogman   
      
   "So grab the line and give him about 5 minutes of the hardest tanning   
    you can administer.  Use a belt heavy enough to make him really feel   
    your efforts."   
    --William Koehler   
      
                       --------------------   
      
   Here's some CLASSICAL CONditioning:   
      
              "HOW TO STOP DIGGING!   
      from the  koehler Method of Dog Training:   
      
      
   "Another correction, found to be very effective and easier   
   to administer, is the policy of putting a screw-in stake in   
      
   [continued in next message]   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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