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   Dushichka to All   
   Re: *I Have A Tazer Gun, & I Know How To   
   03 Aug 08 17:56:31   
   
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   XPost: rec.pets.dogs.behavior   
   From: pseudibawoterop@sillynames.com   
      
   "BabySparrowGrasshopper & The Bear"  wrote in message   
   news:534c5633-9f0c-48a7-8bc4-0df22d6868e0@a70g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...   
   > Subject: TAZER GUN AS A GIFT   
   >   
   I had no control over drooling.   
   > Apparantly I shit myself, but was too numb to know for sure and sense   
   > of smell was gone.   
   > I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe was coming   
   > from my hair.   
   > I'm still looking for my nuts and am offering a significant reward for   
   > their safe return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
   >   
   > P.S.  My wife loved her gift, and now regularly threatens me with   
   > it!   
   > If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.   
      
   Well I laughed out loud! I want one toooo!!!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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