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   Re: Move livestock exist because of dema   
   12 Apr 11 16:56:44   
   
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   XPost: alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian, alt.agriculture, sci.agriculture   
   XPost: alt.cats   
      
   On Tue, 12 Apr 2011 00:15:36 -0700 (PDT), "Mr.Smartypants"    
   wrote:   
      
   >So what's happening to the choice cuts, Goobs?   
      
       LOL...that's one of the most amusing parts. IF! Goo were correct then the   
   choice cuts would become by-products that *could be* sold off to the human   
   market. Again just describing what the Goober wants people to believe is   
   amusing, but Goo STILL can't see it himself even when it's pointed out for him.   
      
       Let's think Goo's idea through again for Goo, since he can't do it for   
   himself. Let's say a herd of cattle are raised for two years only to become pet   
   food. What kind of cattle? Since the Goober can never say, let's say black   
   angus   
   for him. So we have a herd of black angus cattle raised for no other reason   
   than   
   to become pet food, two years old. Shall we send them to the stock yard for Goo   
   too? Yes, he probably believes they go to be grain fed for a while too so let's   
   give them three months on grain for Goo. Now it comes time to kill them. Two   
   year old nice prime angus, raised only to become pet food. Well as you pointed   
   out there's a lot of choice beef in this herd, but they're getting slaughtered   
   at a pet food facility where downed livestock, roadkill, and dead horses and   
   dead cats and dogs are also being processed. Does Goo think they have special   
   sections in pet food processing plants where it's legal and safe to keep the   
   choice parts to sell at a *higher* price to the human food market? One way or   
   another Goo must believe that by-products from livestock raised for pet food   
   could sell for a higher price than the products themselves, even if he believes   
   they are not but instead are still just made into pet food.   
      
       Goo's absurd ideas are amusing on the surface, and often hilarious when   
   considered in some detail. Even if the Goober really, honestly, truly believes   
   there is actually top serloin and other types of choice beef in cans of dog and   
   cat food, the idea is hilarious to think about.   
      
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