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   Message 7,983 of 8,070   
   dh@. to Mr.Smartypants   
   Re: Are some livestock raised only for p   
   21 Apr 11 14:43:31   
   
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   XPost: alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian, alt.agriculture, sci.agriculture   
   XPost: alt.cats   
      
   On Tue, 19 Apr 2011 09:20:38 -0700 (PDT), "Mr.Smartypants" asked Goo:   
      
   >What happens to the choice cuts from the extra animals raised due to   
   >the demand for pet food, Goo?   
      
       Goo has told us that there's no question, which we know doesn't make any   
   sense. But could it really make sense to the Goober that there is no question?   
   It started to dawn on me that Goo just takes it for granted there are top   
   quality choice cuts of meat in pet food. So to try to get a little Goobal   
   "insight" I dropped by the dog food section of a grocery store yesterday.   
   Hilarious!!! There is Alpo telling gullible goobers there are "Prime Cuts" and   
   "Prime Slices" in their dog food. LOL...so that's what Goob thinks happens to   
   them. I was having fun laughing at Goo while looking at dog food as more cans   
   came into view telling goobers about: "Roast Turkey", "Grilled Steak and Eggs",   
   "Porterhouse Steak"...LOL....and Goo believes there are "Tenderloin Tips", and   
   "New York Strip", and Goo thinks some are made "With Duck", and some are "Top   
   Sirloin", "Filet Mignon", and "Steak Florentine"...LOL... I used to wonder if   
   any people are ignorant enough to believe stuff like that, and here it turns   
   out   
   that the Goober himself is...LOL...   
      
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