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|    Being eaten by dogs    |
|    04 Jan 14 10:30:01    |
      XPost: alt.support.shyness, alt.pets.dogs       From: hesacopontheedge@yahoo.com              Hi,              my wife Isabel, 36, her lesbian lover Violet,28, and my daughters Dawn,13,       Hope,14 and Jennifer,16, will eat me on the 4th of July.              We have two dogs, Barf (5) and Butch (3), and I want to know if my wife and       her lover can feed my bones, bowels, bladder, stomach and stuff to the       dogs, without harming them?              I've been fascinated about Kim Jong-Un feeding his uncle to the dogs and I       want to be turned into shit of humans, dogs and cats and my wife, her lover       and       our daughters will eat the meat and my remains should be fed to the dogs and       cats.              Do you think the dogs will eat me or are there too many toxic substances in       human organs/bones?              -F.R. (longpig)              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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