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   ForeverRent to All   
   Being eaten by dogs   
   04 Jan 14 10:30:01   
   
   XPost: alt.support.shyness, alt.pets.dogs   
   From: hesacopontheedge@yahoo.com   
      
   Hi,   
      
   my wife Isabel, 36, her lesbian lover Violet,28, and my daughters Dawn,13,   
   Hope,14 and Jennifer,16, will eat me on the 4th of July.   
      
   We have two dogs, Barf (5) and Butch (3), and I want to know if my wife and   
   her lover can feed my bones, bowels, bladder, stomach and stuff to the   
   dogs, without harming them?   
      
   I've been fascinated about Kim Jong-Un feeding his uncle to the dogs and I   
   want to be turned into shit of humans, dogs and cats and my wife, her lover   
   and   
   our daughters will eat the meat and my remains should be fed to the dogs and   
   cats.   
      
   Do you think the dogs will eat me or are there too many toxic substances in   
   human organs/bones?   
      
   -F.R. (longpig)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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