XPost: alt.support.shyness, alt.pets.dogs   
   From: thomasjamo@gmail.com   
      
   ForeverRent wrote:   
   > Hi,   
   >   
   > my wife Isabel, 36, her lesbian lover Violet,28, and my daughters Dawn,13,   
   > Hope,14 and Jennifer,16, will eat me on the 4th of July.   
   >   
   > We have two dogs, Barf (5) and Butch (3), and I want to know if my wife and   
   > her lover can feed my bones, bowels, bladder, stomach and stuff to the   
   > dogs, without harming them?   
   >   
   > I've been fascinated about Kim Jong-Un feeding his uncle to the dogs and I   
   > want to be turned into shit of humans, dogs and cats and my wife, her lover   
   > and   
   > our daughters will eat the meat and my remains should be fed to the dogs and   
   > cats.   
   >   
   > Do you think the dogs will eat me or are there too many toxic substances in   
   > human organs/bones?   
   >   
   > -F.R. (longpig)   
   >   
   >   
      
   I can't imagine there's anything preventing your dogs from eating your   
   remains. I would worry mostly about the bones.  Depending on how they   
   plan to prepare your remains for consumption, the bones might splinter   
   causing the dogs to choke.  Maybe that's an old wives tale about why you   
   shouldn't feed dogs most bones (especially chicken).   
      
   I should think that the organs and such would be completely fine for the   
   dogs to eat.  My baby girls seems to like meat cooked up with a bit of   
   garlic, so you might think about having them cook you that way.   
      
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