From: Altie@BHam.com   
      
   On Tue, 1 Apr 2025 22:16:17 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated American   
   wrote:   
      
      
   > It shall not stand -- Altie shall not be the last post in RSFC.   
      
   I didn't think anyone was still here, Con.  I'll have to get a glass of   
   milk from my refrigerator and wait everyone out for even longer.   
      
   Winning the Stuck Button Award in 2007 was nothing at all for me.  I can   
   wait another 30 years, easy.   
      
   The Stuck Button Award (lowest signal-to-noise ratio)	First	Second	   
   Third	Total Points   
   Ctrl-Alt-Del	26	20	12	202   
   mianderson	25	11	9	167   
   Anthony Summers	7	12	5	76   
   Tonawanda Kardex	7	7	7	63   
   Rich Hammett	5	6	10	53   
   Jefferson Glapski	4	5	9	44   
   Trent Woodruff	2	5	5	30   
   John Rogers	1	5	5	25   
   Pauli G	1	3	4	18   
   Jay Furr	1	1	6	14   
      
   I've got all kinds of talents.  Also, in 2007, I won the Megaphone of Doom   
   Award, which doesn't prepare me to wait you out but, it was still nice to   
   win.   
      
   The Megaphone of DOOM (fan whose behavior is most likely to make you root   
   AGAINST their team)	First	Second	Third	Total Points   
   Ctrl-Alt-Del	23	23	8	192   
   mianderson	30	11	5	188   
   Stephen Jaros	4	10	13	63   
   Tonawanda Kardex	7	3	9	53   
   Hoover	2	10	5	45   
   Jefferson Glapski	2	9	9	46   
   Hugh Sullivan	4	2	9	35   
   James Schrumpf	4	2	2	28   
   Ralph Kennedy	0	3	3	12   
   Rich Hammett	1	0	5	10   
   Trent Woodruff	1	1	1	9   
   John Rogers	   
      
   Add the below qualifications to my illustrious achievements and you can   
   see very easily that I have the needed skills to end this battle with the   
   last word!   
      
   The Heiskell Trophy (worst poster of 2007)	Votes	   
      
      
   Ctrl-Alt-Del	37	   
      
      
   mianderson	28	   
      
      
   Hoover	11	   
      
      
   Trent Woodruff	2	   
      
      
   Jay Furr	1	   
      
      
      
   The Pets.com Sock of Shame (worst sockpuppet, or poster who most acts like   
   one)	Votes	   
      
      
   Ctrl-Alt-Del	31	   
      
      
   mianderson	16	   
      
      
   Snorky/The Grand Beckoning	14	   
      
      
   Anthony Summers	10	   
      
      
   Hoover	7	   
      
      
   Jay Furr (Melvin Purvis)	3	   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)