From: constance@duxmail.com   
      
   On 2025-04-10, CtrlAltDel  wrote:   
   > On Tue, 1 Apr 2025 22:16:17 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated American   
   > wrote:   
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   >> It shall not stand -- Altie shall not be the last post in RSFC.   
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   > I didn't think anyone was still here, Con.  I'll have to get a glass of   
   > milk from my refrigerator and wait everyone out for even longer.   
   >   
   > Winning the Stuck Button Award in 2007 was nothing at all for me.  I can   
   > wait another 30 years, easy.   
      
   We'll have to have a simple battle of longevity. But you'll have a time of   
   it proving I am not an AI bot.   
      
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   > The Stuck Button Award (lowest signal-to-noise ratio)	First	Second	   
   > Third	Total Points   
   > Ctrl-Alt-Del	26	20	12	202   
   > mianderson	25	11	9	167   
   > Anthony Summers	7	12	5	76   
   > Tonawanda Kardex	7	7	7	63   
   > Rich Hammett	5	6	10	53   
   > Jefferson Glapski	4	5	9	44   
   > Trent Woodruff	2	5	5	30   
   > John Rogers	1	5	5	25   
   > Pauli G	1	3	4	18   
   > Jay Furr	1	1	6	14   
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   > I've got all kinds of talents.  Also, in 2007, I won the Megaphone of Doom   
   > Award, which doesn't prepare me to wait you out but, it was still nice to   
   > win.   
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   > The Megaphone of DOOM (fan whose behavior is most likely to make you root   
   > AGAINST their team)	First	Second	Third	Total Points   
   > Ctrl-Alt-Del	23	23	8	192   
   > mianderson	30	11	5	188   
   > Stephen Jaros	4	10	13	63   
   > Tonawanda Kardex	7	3	9	53   
   > Hoover	2	10	5	45   
   > Jefferson Glapski	2	9	9	46   
   > Hugh Sullivan	4	2	9	35   
   > James Schrumpf	4	2	2	28   
   > Ralph Kennedy	0	3	3	12   
   > Rich Hammett	1	0	5	10   
   > Trent Woodruff	1	1	1	9   
   > John Rogers	   
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   > Add the below qualifications to my illustrious achievements and you can   
   > see very easily that I have the needed skills to end this battle with the   
   > last word!   
   >   
   > The Heiskell Trophy (worst poster of 2007)	Votes	   
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   > Ctrl-Alt-Del	37	   
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   > mianderson	28	   
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   > Hoover	11	   
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   > Trent Woodruff	2	   
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   > Jay Furr	1	   
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   > The Pets.com Sock of Shame (worst sockpuppet, or poster who most acts like   
   > one)	Votes	   
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   > Ctrl-Alt-Del	31	   
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   > mianderson	16	   
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   > Snorky/The Grand Beckoning	14	   
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   > Anthony Summers	10	   
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   > Hoover	7	   
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   > Jay Furr (Melvin Purvis)	3	   
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   --   
   An empty head is not really empty; it is stuffed with rubbish. Hence   
   the difficulty of forcing anything into an empty head. -- Eric Hoffer   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
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