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   From: 3cjmd@comcast.net   
      
   On 22 Sep 2004 21:43:07 -0700, Evilklowwn@aol.com (Bozo the Evil   
   Klown) wrote:   
      
   >Given the homage to the "Superman III" fight between Clark and   
   >Superman, maybe Dr. Swann tried to synthesize kryptonite but added too   
   >much tar to the mix?   
   >   
   >What other rainbow of kryptonian rubble will we see this season:   
   >   
   >Amber kryptonite: Makes Clark take off and go missing (again).   
   >   
   >Grey kryptonite: Makes Clark speak in cryptic aphorisms.   
   >   
   >Blonde kryptonite: Lowers Clark's intelligence even further.   
   >   
   >Polka-dot kryptonite: Makes Clark break out in super-acne.   
   >   
   >Ultraviolet kryptonite: Makes Clark dress in Goth style black leather   
   >and wear shades no matter how dark it is.   
   >   
   >Redshirt kryptonite: Kills any guest-star from Krypton (or human   
   >mutants alteed by Jor-El).   
   >   
   >Plaid kryptonite: Makes Clark speak in a fake, Monty Pythonesque   
   >Scottish accent.   
   >   
   >*****   
   >The Joker in the Eeeeeeevil Cabal Deck of Cards.   
   >   
   >By Grabthar's Hammer, by Pollock's Putty Knife, by the sparkling,   
   >refreshing Screwdriver of Smirnoff- YOU SHALL BE QUOTED!!!!!!   
      
      
   PURPLE!!!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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