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   From: spressobean@yahoo.com   
      
   dbd@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote in   
   news:slrnda7ral.hir.dbd@gatekeeper.vic.com:   
      
   > TheWitch  wrote:   
   >   
   snipt   
   >   
   >>How to make really fucked up, scarred, warped, old, ugly   
   >>hardwood floors look "ok" for approximately 3 days when   
   >>you're expecting company.   
   >   
   > Lemon curr^H^H^H^HPledge?   
   >   
      
   Really cheap seagrass scatter rugs.  The bigger the better.   
   And a few dried/silk dead-branch kinda things in tall pots   
   scattered about.   
      
   > Dave "still can't xpost to a.f.t-s, because it still   
   > doesn't exist here; clearly my ISP operates in THE FUTURE!"   
   > DeLaney   
      
   Your ISP wants bacon.   
      
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   Sunshine is not conducive to the efficient work environment.   
   Therefore all access to the outdoors shall be limited to   
   those persons who perform non-productive tasks, and managers.   
      
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