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   Signs You Have Too Much Star Wars Stuff   
      
      
   Your wall of mounted Ewok heads is the talk of the town.   
      
   If your house burned down, more stormtroopers would perish than did in   
   the Death Star explosion.   
      
   Your ability to afford retirement depends on how the market for   
   realistic light sabers is doing.   
      
   You had to put both kids in the same room because you had to put your   
   Star Wars Lego collection in a room by itself.   
      
   Your spouse has had to vacate his or her closet space to make room for   
   your Leia slave girl outfits.   
      
   You're petitioning to have your lot rezoned so you can move your   
   Millenium Falcon collection outside.   
      
   You're using your refrigerator to store action figures.   
      
   You had to make a secret sub-basement to hide your Jar-Jar collection   
   out of shame.   
      
   George Lucas called you when he needed a prop for the Star Wars   
   celebration.   
      
   You are the highest bidder on eBay for a skin sample from Mark Hamill.   
      
   Your life-size talking cardboard characters talk to each other.   
      
   and the number one Sign You Have Too Much Star Wars Stuff...   
      
   Your friends come over to play life-sized chess with your droid   
   collection.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)