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    As scary as it might seem, May 25, 2007 is the 30th birthday of the   
   Star Wars franchise. Doubtless there will be celebrations, and   
   hopefully nobody reading here will consider any of these while   
   attending.   
      
      
   Things Not to Do at Your Star Wars 30th Birthday Party   
      
      
   10> Since you're 47 years old and never had a girlfriend, ask your   
   sister if she'd be willing to help you recreate the scene where Leia   
   kisses Luke.   
      
    9> Try to use the Force on your teenage babysitter.   
      
    8> Require everyone to leave the party via the garbage chute.   
      
    7> Bend over and light the candles on your cake with the Blue Flame   
   of Alderon, like your frat brother did back at Jedi U.   
      
    6> Refer to the young chicks as "womprats" you'd like to "bulls-eye".   
      
    5> Let the kids take turns putting each other into Carbon-Freeze.   
      
    4> Please, for the Light Side's sake, resist showing party guests   
   your small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.   
      
    3> A rowdy game of droid tossing.   
      
    2> The "asteroid search" game is not supposed to include body   
   cavities.   
      
    and the Number 1 Thing Not to Do at Your Star Wars 30th Birthday   
   Party...   
      
    1> Drop your pants, point at your huge bare ass, and yell, "That's no   
   moon! It's a space station!"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)