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   Tim Bruening to All   
   3/6 Puns   
   03 Jun 07 23:21:36   
   
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   XPost: alt.tasteless.jokes, mn.humor, demon.local   
   From: tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us   
      
   ur_droll wrote:   
      
   > "MosZibby"  wrote in message   
   > news:101l9tjepergdbe@corp.supernews.com...   
   > :   
   > : "Larry Krzewinski"  wrote in message   
   > : news:067l101md67mu4ad15mroaa50hjvb4jemq@4ax.com...   
   > : > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 08:44:53 -0700, "MosZibby"  wrote:   
   > :   
   > :   
   > : > >> >> >> >> Goatherd?  In San Francisco?  Tony Bennett will have a heart   
   > : > >attack   
   > : > >> >> >> >> when he hears what his signature song brings to mind in   
   > : > >*Australia.*   
   > : > >> >> >> >   
   > : > >> >> >> >Misspelled  *Oz   
   > : > >> >> >>   
   > : > >> >> >> Ok.  *Oz-stralia*.  Satisfied?   
   > : > >> >> >   
   > : > >> >> >Damn Skippy. How'd you know Laviana was over last night?   
   > : > >> >>   
   > : > >> >> She told me.   
   > : > >> >   
   > : > >> >With her mouth full?  That was rude.   
   > : > >>   
   > : > >> How did you find out about us?    
   > : > >   
   > : > >Your wife told me that night when we....   
   > : > >Sure is lovely weather today, huh?   
   > : >   
   > : > Now this *IS* good news.  I wanted to trade her in for a newer model   
   > : > anyway.  You said you liked older women.  I'll trade ya!   
   > :   
   > : Laviana is older than me.  She's 22, slender, fantastic   
   > : legs, not much in the bust area, though.  Wondering   
   > : what Guido and Nunsio would say if I made the trade.   
   >   
   > Why?..... do they have bigger tits?   
      
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