From: anybody@anywhere-anytime.com   
      
   In article <1189910217.563352.299100@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>, Dan   
   Dassow  wrote:   
      
   > On Sep 15, 5:50 pm, Anybody  wrote:   
   > > These two jokes come form the kids' pages in the local TV Guide   
   > > (they're sent in by kids) ...   
   > >   
   > >     Q:  What do you call a car that acts in movies?   
   > >     A:  Harrison Ford!   
   > >   
   > >     Q:  What do you get when you cross a toad with a galaxy?   
   > >     A:  Star Warts!   
   >   
   > These are merely weak jokes. For a truly bad joke consider:   
   >   
   > Q: What would Padme like say if she saw a doll made in her image?   
   > A: "A me doll, ah!"   
      
      
      Q:  What did Padmé say when she found her lost money?   
      A:  Ah, me dollar!   
      
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