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   In article , "nemo"   
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   > "Tim Bruening"  wrote in message   
   > news:48BCD3CC.755C2F71@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...   
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   > > nemo wrote:   
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   > > > "Tim Bruening"  wrote in message   
   > > > news:440B08D0.3FA7D3F9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...   
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   > > > > nemo wrote:   
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   > > > > > "Tim Bruening"  wrote in message   
   > > > > > news:44092D25.2FB74EBE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...   
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   > > > > > > Master Alf wrote:   
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   > > > > > > ?   
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   > > > > > ½:   
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   > > > > > ½: Powell: Someone's cut the Secretary of State in half.   
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   > > > > > Ida Know. A Secretary of State who can't pronounce his own forename   
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   > > > It's   
   > > > > > COLIN, yer twit!! Not Coe-lin!!! - and a Presidentg who says   
   > 'nucular'   
   > > > and   
   > > > > > finishes a press conference with, "I gotta go eat a burger now!"   
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   > > > > > Do you feel safe over there with people like this in charge?   
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   > > > > Our Secretary of State is now Rice.   
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   > > > Patna, Basmati or whole grain?   
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   > > Condolezza.   
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   > A robot based on her made of light-weight metal: Condominium.   
      
   That joke alomst works, ecept that it's America and they would mis-name   
   the metal "Condominum" with the last "i" missing just like they do with   
   "aluminum" instead of it's real name "aluminium".   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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