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   You were warned ...   
      
      
        Q: What's playing on the Death Star radio station this month   
        A: Sithmas Carols.   
      
        Q: What's Darth Vader's favourite Sithmas song?   
        A: "All I want for Sithmas is my two front teeth ... and my two legs,   
           and my arm ..."   
      
        Q: What's Leia's favourite Christmas song?   
        A: "I remember mommy kissing Anakin ..."   
      
        Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?   
        A: On the dark side.   
      
        Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair?   
        A: The outside.   
      
        Q: What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?   
        A: Luke-warm.   
      
        There's a sale at the Maul ... everything's half-off.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)