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   Your Name to December Starr   
   Re: JJ ABRAMS RUINED STAR TREK FOREVER   
   24 May 13 18:42:28   
   
   XPost: alt.tv.star-trek.tos   
   From: YourName@YourISP.com   
      
   In article , wdstarr@panix.com (William   
   December Starr) wrote:   
   > In article ,   
   > Rob Cypher  said:   
   > >   
   > > Don't laugh, Star Wars fans. He's coming to screw with   
   > > your canon next.   
   >   
   > You mean he might change it so that Han shot first?   
      
      
   Nope, worse. It's JJ Abrams, so he'll change that scene so that Jar Jar   
   Binks shoots first, probably using a gun that shoots jelly beans and cause   
   hugemungous amounts of lens flare ... then later Yoda will say that it was   
   Obi-Wan who shot first. Also Abrams will claim point-blank that there is   
   no sci-fi involved, only to than have it turn out that the Jelly Bean   
   bullets were travelling backwards through time from Episode 27.  :-(   
      
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