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   From: mr@sandman.net   
      
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    YourName@YourISP.com (Your Name) wrote:   
      
   > In article , wdstarr@panix.com (William   
   > December Starr) wrote:   
   > > In article ,   
   > > Rob Cypher  said:   
   > > >   
   > > > Don't laugh, Star Wars fans. He's coming to screw with   
   > > > your canon next.   
   > >   
   > > You mean he might change it so that Han shot first?   
   >   
   >   
   > Nope, worse. It's JJ Abrams, so he'll change that scene so that Jar Jar   
   > Binks shoots first, probably using a gun that shoots jelly beans and cause   
   > hugemungous amounts of lens flare ... then later Yoda will say that it was   
   > Obi-Wan who shot first. Also Abrams will claim point-blank that there is   
   > no sci-fi involved, only to than have it turn out that the Jelly Bean   
   > bullets were travelling backwards through time from Episode 27.  :-(   
      
   Is this satire of JJ Abrams or your own mental disorder?   
      
      
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