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   Ka Faraq Gatri to htgriffin@yahoo.com   
   Re: [Silliness]Ranma 1/2: Love Rival #5   
   15 Mar 06 18:53:19   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.r-takahashi, rec.arts.anime.misc, rec.arts.anime.fandom   
   From: kfgatri@rcn.com   
      
   On 10 Mar 2006 06:58:28 -0800, htgriffin@yahoo.com wrote:   
      
   >The Powers That Be, being in a rather sadistic mood, have decided to   
   >hook some deserving lady up. To that end they pluck one of the   
   >following from her home reality, slam her with a Epic Level Love Spell   
   >whilst showing her an image of one Saotome Ranma, and drop her in   
   >Nerima.   
   >   
   >(aside from being hopelessly besotted with a socially maladjusted   
   >teenaged hermaphromorph, all are completely In Character)   
   >   
   >The Ladies?   
   >   Morisato Megumi (Yes, her in-laws-to-be can track her down. No, they   
   >ain't making a dent in that spell)   
      
      Ranma gets a lecture to put the fear of Goddess in him, and then   
   the Norns go home.   
      
   >   Ororo Munroe (Hey, better than the upcoming match)   
      
      Ranma would probably welcome this match. He'd never have to worry   
   about surprise rainshowers again!   
      
      
   >   Buffy Summers   
      
      Five bucks says Kuno gets staked.   
      
   >   Diana of Thymescria   
      
       "Oh, great. Another amazon."  Chances are Ranma would end up in   
   the Justice League.   
      
   >   Jennifer Walters (She Hulk)   
      
      "Since when is there a "Spring of Drowned Jolly Green Giant?"   
      
   >   Hakubi Ryoko (Ditto Tenchi... and he's not keeping those trinkets   
   >either)   
   >   Cassandra Cain (Batgirl III)   
      
     Interesting choice, here. She's supposed to be one of the best   
   fighters in the DCU, so she might win Ranma's respect. And after   
   Akane's nagging, he might like a girl who doesn't say that much (at   
   leat going by the guest appearances I've read she doesn't). And none   
   of the fiancees would be able to match her.   
      
   >   Kinomoto Sakura (No Typo)   
      
   >   Rachel Grey (BabyPhoenix)   
      
       She'd just telepathically make the other girls forget about Ranma.   
      
   >   Kara Zor-El   
      
      Kara:  "Are those other girls bothering you?"   "There, taken care of. Now come on, I want to   
   introduce you to Cousin Superman." That's assuming we're talking about   
   the original, of course. Ranma might have some trouble from a jealous   
   Brainiac 5, though.   
      
      
      
   Dave Connell aka Ka Faraq Gatri   
   kfgatri@rcn.com   
   "Any day we create this much shrapnel   
    is a good one." - Jamie Hyneman, "Mythbusters"   
   "Of course we're going to _try_ to blow it up.   
   That's what we do." - Adam Savage, "Mythbusters"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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