On Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 12:31:49 PM UTC-4, Gutless Umbrella   
   Carrying Sissy wrote:   
   > --    
   > Terry Austin   
   >    
   > Tom "The Crap Man" Kratman is my bitch.   
   >    
   > "Terry Austin: like the polio vaccine, only with more asshole."   
   >     -- David Bilek   
   >    
   > Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.   
      
   If Edgar Allan Poe had written about Terry Austin   
      
   Hear the whining of the troll,    
   Crippled troll,   
   Bellowing his hatred of the people that are whole.   
   How he rages, rages, rages   
   In a mind that’s dark as night.   
   And the only bit of bright to   
   Pierce the cobwebs of that foul mind   
   Is his monitor’s own light.   
   Hear him whine, whine, whine   
   His pathetic little lines:   
   “You must answer,” “you’re my bitch now;” his illusion of control    
   From the troll, troll, troll, troll,    
   Troll, so droll   
   From the screaming-for-attention, bitter troll.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)