WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her good night. Second date: You get   
   to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in   
   the missionary position.   
      
   IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date:   
   You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind   
   drunk and have sex.   
      
   ITALIAN WOMEN First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.   
   Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.   
   Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-karat ring.   
   5th Anniversary: You    
   already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th   
   Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.   
      
   JEWISH WOMEN First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more   
   great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and you never get head   
   again.   
      
   CHINESE WOMEN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing   
   happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing   
   happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you   
   already realized nothing is    
   going to happen.   
      
   INDIAN WOMEN First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the   
   wedding. Third date: Wedding night.   
      
   BLACK WOMEN First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second   
   Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third   
   Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other   
   than you.   
      
   MEXICAN WOMEN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on   
   Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant.   
   Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend,   
   her two sisters, her brother,    
   all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two   
   cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on   
   rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice,   
   but now looks like a shack    
   along the Rio Grande.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)