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   A.T. Murray to All   
   Lifetime Failure Award   
   05 Jan 23 11:25:58   
   
   From: mentificium@gmail.com   
      
   Wearing a Calvin Klein designer necktie in defiance of any lifetime failure   
   award, Wotnot the Nitwit sat down to sip cafea arabica and to read his Daily   
   Intelligence Briefing a.k.a. the New York Times. On the fifth day of this year   
   of the harebrained    
   espiocrat, the NYT headlines cast doom and gloom. "Russian Troops Use   
   Cellphones At Their Peril," intoned pages A1 and A7, going beyond the idea   
   that cellphones cause cancer and MAGA Republicanism. "Football Fans Forced to   
   Weigh Their Love for a Violent    
   Sport," kicked off from page A1 for a touchdown on page A17 and reminded   
   Wotnot of the day he went with Aardvark to a bullfight in Guadalajara and was   
   at first rooting for the bull -- until the matador was gored and lay helpless   
   on the ground. Now the    
   stories by Kurt Street et al. in the NYT made Wotnot feel sorry for Damar   
   Hamlin and all the football players who suffer lifelong traumatic brain injury   
   (TBI) so that the National Football League (NFL) can earn billions of   
   bloodthirsty dollars from their    
   suffering. Wotnot decided to take action against the evils of football. He   
   encoded a message for his network of agents running in the field.    
      
   09149 35649 73682 91223 41735 07899 65736 32460    
   59536 97780 93764 39218 71957 92390 69796 38009    
   21730 76629 94361 17917 94516 57803 36404 36884    
   46259 00810 27638 74960 13878 83179 92514 19127    
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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