From: willreich_77@yahoo.com   
      
   On Wednesday, April 30, 2014 3:01:22 AM UTC-4, Jymesion wrote:   
   > On Tue, 29 Apr 2014 18:05:43 -0700, The Starmaker   
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   > >Jymesion wrote:   
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   > >> On Sat, 26 Apr 2014 14:14:58 -0700, The Starmaker   
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   > >> >There are people here right now   
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   > >> >who believe in flying saucers!   
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   > >> I don't know what universe you line in, but I can assure you that   
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   > >> there are flying saucers here. And when my fiance gets angry enough,   
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   > >> flying cups, plates, and even teapots are a reality.   
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   > >Go to vegas this weekend..   
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   > >marry her..   
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   > >and I guarantee you'll never see   
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   > >flying saucers again.   
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   > Two things come to mind:   
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   > Swen got a bonus at work and spent the weekend partying.   
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   > When he finally went home, his wife was waiting. The argument was the   
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   > worst they'd ever had. At the height of the battle, she yelled, "How   
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   > would you like it if you didn't see me for two days?"   
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   > He said: "I'd like it just fine."   
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   > So -- boom -- he didn't see his wife any more that day, or the next,   
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   > or the next after that. Fortunately, with the aid of cold compresses,   
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   > the swelling around his finally eyes went down enough that he could   
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   > just barely make out large objects.   
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   > *****   
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   > Dear Tech Support:   
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   > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0.   
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   > I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processes   
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   > that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife   
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   > 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all   
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   > other system activity.   
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   > I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to   
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   > run applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, and Racing   
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   > 3.6.   
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   > I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 6.0, but the uninstall   
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   > doesn't work on Wife 1.0.   
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   > Please help!   
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   > Thanks,   
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   > Troubled User   
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   Dear Troubled User,   
      
   My colleague gave you a great many good suggestions and you may be completely   
   happy with Wife 1.0 once they are implemented.   
      
   An alternative suggestion: Install Boat 1.0 and you will never need to worry   
   about Wife 1.0 (or having any money) again   
      
   --   
   Will in New Haven   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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