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|    Joy Beeson to All    |
|    Things I never thought would disappear    |
|    10 Oct 24 18:54:10    |
      From: jbeeson@invalid.net.invalid              Things I never thought would disappear:                     Stockings shaped to the leg              wool socks              unbleached muslin              plain cream              canned tomatoes (You can get what we used to call "salad tomatoes",       but not tomatoes that are simply canned.)              There's not even a retronym for petroleum jelly, which has been       replaced by white petroleum jelly (What's now called "white petroleum       jelly" didn't even exist, at least not where laymen could see it.)              Paperback books the size and shape of paperback books              Newspapers. Replaced by press-release papers that are fading fast.              Old newspapers as a cheap, ubiquitous, and inexhaustable resource for       every purpose.              Definitive stamps that allowed one to mail a letter without affixing       an opinion. I didn't even know that plain, ordinary not-special       stamps *had* a name.              Road maps.              Street signs are at risk of heading for the endangered list. I got       very lost after one was rotated ninety degrees and nobody bothered to       twist it back.              User manuals. Nowadays, the time to go obsolete is about half the       time it takes to write a halfway-decent manual.              The World Wide Web. Nodes are still around, but one can't crawl from       one to another to another.              Mattresses that it's possible to tuck a sheet under.              Beds that one can sit on.              Carpet samples                     --       Joy Beeson       joy beeson at centurylink dot net       http://wlweather.net/PAGEJOY/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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