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   solar penguin to All   
   Re: Doctor Who companion spotting   
   02 Jan 26 19:14:52   
   
   From: solar.penguin@gmail.com   
      
   Binky bleated:   
      
   > In article <10j8e7v$d577$1@dont-email.me>,   
   > solar penguin   wrote:   
   >>   
   >> Daniel declared:   
   >>   
   >>> On 2/01/2026 4:43 am, The Doctor wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>> More like he dressed up as a she.   
   >>>   
   >>> How 'discriminatory' of YOU, Binky.   
   >>>   
   >>> Does "Love one another as I have loved you" ring a Bell, Binky??   
   >>   
   >> Binky must hate the fact that I made a relevant, on-topic post   
   >> so, like the asswipe he is, he’s trying to derail this thread into   
   >> a political flame war.   
   >>   
   >   
   > Or you forgot the song Lola by the Kinks.   
   >   
      
   Me? You’re the one who can’t remember Lola’s pronouns:   
      
   _SHE_ walked up to me and _SHE_ asked me to dance   
   I asked _HER_ _HER_ name and in a dark brown voice _SHE_ said, "Lola"   
   L-O-L-A, Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
      
   Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy   
   But when _SHE_ squeezed me tight, _SHE_ nearly broke my spine   
   Oh, my Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
      
   Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand   
   Why _SHE_ walks like a woman and talks like a man   
   Oh, my Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
      
   Well, we drank champagne and danced all night   
   Under electric candlelight   
   _SHE_  picked me up and sat me on _HER_ knee   
   _SHE_ said, "Little boy, won't you come home with me?"   
      
   Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy   
   But when I looked in _HER_ eyes, well, I almost fell for my Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
      
   Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
      
   I pushed _HER_ away   
   I walked to the door   
   I fell to the floor   
   I got down on my knees   
   Well, I looked at _HER_, and _SHE_ at me   
      
   Well, that's the way that I want it to stay   
   And I always want it to be that way for my Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
      
   Girls will be boys and boys will be girls   
   It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world   
   Except for Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
      
   Well, I'd left home just a week before   
   And I'd never, ever kissed a woman before   
   But Lola smiled, took me by the hand   
   _SHE_ said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"   
      
   Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man   
   But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man   
   And so is Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
   Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola   
      
   --   
   solar penguin   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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