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   Blueshirt begged us:   
      
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   > Feel free to carry on contributing 'days'... Who-Mas lasts   
   > all year remember?! :-)   
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   > I'll compile the best into one Who-Mas post then.   
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   On the first Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   A Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the second Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the third Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   Three’s armed men   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the fourth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   Four’s floppy scarf   
   Three’s armed men   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the fifth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   Five’s celllerrryyy   
   Four’s floppy scarf   
   Three’s armed men   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the sixth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   Six’s coat a-blinding   
   Five’s celery   
   Four’s floppy scarf   
   Three’s armed men   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the seventh Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   Six’s coat a-blinding   
   Five’s celery   
   Four’s floppy scarf   
   Three’s armed men   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the eighth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   Six’s coat a-blinding   
   Five’s celery   
   Four’s floppy scarf   
   Three’s armed men   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the ninth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   Nine’s word ‘Fantastic!’   
   Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   Six’s coat a-blinding   
   Five’s celery   
   Four’s floppy scarf   
   Three’s armed men   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the tenth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   Ten’s sand shoes running   
   Nine’s word ‘Fantastic!’   
   Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   Six’s coat a-blinding   
   Five’s celery   
   Four’s floppy scarf   
   Three’s armed men   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the eleventh Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   Eleven’s fez a-wearing   
   Ten’s sand shoes running   
   Nine’s word ‘Fantastic!’   
   Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   Six’s coat a-blinding   
   Five’s celery   
   Four’s floppy scarf   
   Three’s armed men   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the twelfth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   Twelve’s Doc a-grumping   
   Eleven’s fez a-wearing   
   Ten’s sand shoes running   
   Nine’s word ‘Fantastic!’   
   Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   Six’s coat a-blinding   
   Five’s celery   
   Four’s floppy scarf   
   Three’s armed men   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
      
   On the 13th, 14th & 15th Docs of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   One Aggy whinging:   
   “Only twelve Doctors!   
   Others aren’t canon!   
   The Timeless Child   
   Is just a monster!   
   No women or   
   Black homosexuals!   
   Retcon them nooow!   
   For we don’t want   
   TV Who   
   To contain more   
   Than whatever’s before Kill the Moon!”   
      
   On the sixteenth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   One Piper piping   
   One Aggy Whinging   
   Twelve’s Doc a-grumping   
   Eleven’s fez a-wearing   
   Ten’s sand shoes running   
   Nine’s word ‘Fantastic!’   
   Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   Six’s coat a-blinding   
   Five’s celery   
   Four’s floppy scarf   
   Three’s armed men   
   Two’s recorder   
   And a Doctor in a TARDIS.   
      
   (And yes, the only reason I did all this was for the “Piper piping” pun!)   
      
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   solar penguin   
      
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