From: doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca   
      
   In article <10jgdl1$2tghb$1@nntp.eternal-september.org>,   
   solar penguin   wrote:   
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   >Blueshirt begged us:   
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   >> Feel free to carry on contributing 'days'... Who-Mas lasts   
   >> all year remember?! :-)   
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   >> I'll compile the best into one Who-Mas post then.   
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   >On the first Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >A Doctor in a TARDIS   
   >   
   >On the second Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
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   >On the third Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >Three’s armed men   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
   >   
   >On the fourth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >Four’s floppy scarf   
   >Three’s armed men   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
   >   
   >On the fifth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >Five’s celllerrryyy   
   >Four’s floppy scarf   
   >Three’s armed men   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
   >   
   >On the sixth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >Six’s coat a-blinding   
   >Five’s celery   
   >Four’s floppy scarf   
   >Three’s armed men   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
   >   
   >On the seventh Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   >Six’s coat a-blinding   
   >Five’s celery   
   >Four’s floppy scarf   
   >Three’s armed men   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
   >   
   >On the eighth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   >Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   >Six’s coat a-blinding   
   >Five’s celery   
   >Four’s floppy scarf   
   >Three’s armed men   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
   >   
   >On the ninth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >Nine’s word ‘Fantastic!’   
   >Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   >Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   >Six’s coat a-blinding   
   >Five’s celery   
   >Four’s floppy scarf   
   >Three’s armed men   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
   >   
   >On the tenth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >Ten’s sand shoes running   
   >Nine’s word ‘Fantastic!’   
   >Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   >Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   >Six’s coat a-blinding   
   >Five’s celery   
   >Four’s floppy scarf   
   >Three’s armed men   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
   >   
   >On the eleventh Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >Eleven’s fez a-wearing   
   >Ten’s sand shoes running   
   >Nine’s word ‘Fantastic!’   
   >Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   >Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   >Six’s coat a-blinding   
   >Five’s celery   
   >Four’s floppy scarf   
   >Three’s armed men   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
   >   
   >On the twelfth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >Twelve’s Doc a-grumping   
   >Eleven’s fez a-wearing   
   >Ten’s sand shoes running   
   >Nine’s word ‘Fantastic!’   
   >Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   >Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   >Six’s coat a-blinding   
   >Five’s celery   
   >Four’s floppy scarf   
   >Three’s armed men   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS   
   >   
   >On the 13th, 14th & 15th Docs of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >One Aggy whinging:   
   >“Only twelve Doctors!   
   >Others aren’t canon!   
   >The Timeless Child   
   >Is just a monster!   
   >No women or   
   >Black homosexuals!   
   >Retcon them nooow!   
   >For we don’t want   
   >TV Who   
   >To contain more   
   >Than whatever’s before Kill the Moon!”   
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   >On the sixteenth Doc of Who-mas my Doctor gave to me:   
   >One Piper piping   
   >One Aggy Whinging   
   >Twelve’s Doc a-grumping   
   >Eleven’s fez a-wearing   
   >Ten’s sand shoes running   
   >Nine’s word ‘Fantastic!’   
   >Eight’s Grace a-kissing   
   >Seven’s spoons a-playing   
   >Six’s coat a-blinding   
   >Five’s celery   
   >Four’s floppy scarf   
   >Three’s armed men   
   >Two’s recorder   
   >And a Doctor in a TARDIS.   
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   >(And yes, the only reason I did all this was for the “Piper piping” pun!)   
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   >solar penguin   
      
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