From: blueshirt@indigo.news   
      
   Daniel70 wrote:   
      
   > On 7/01/2026 5:18 am, The True Doctor wrote:   
   > >   
   > > Jesus is English. He's the son of Queen Mary.   
   >   
   > Really?? So Jesus, son of Mary ;-) was a Prince, was he??   
   >   
   > Of which Country, Aggy??   
      
   O'Jesus comes from Ireland! He was the illegitimate son   
   of Mary McWhorerigan and yer man Joseph the carpenter   
   from Main Street, BallyKnickersDown... but Goddard McDonnell   
   from Kelly's pub claims it was his white spirit that was inside   
   Mary... he was a bit drunk that night so he can't quite   
   remember. So it is possible O'Jesus could be half Goddard.   
      
   But regardless of who fathered him, O'Jesus is definitely   
   Irish... anyone who can turn water into an alcoholic drink   
   has to be!   
      
   This is the word of the lord.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)