From: gadfly@NOSPAMmeow.org   
      
   Hi there, Dickery Dock!   
      
   I've just measured my hair, and from the roots at the back of my neck   
   to where it falls abundantly below my shoulder blades is about 12½   
   inches. I also have no bald patches.   
      
   When you have hair like that, you can call yourself a rebel.   
      
   After you've grown your sparse, pepper-and-salt, greasy imitation of   
   my hair, in accordance with my forthcoming bestseller "How to grow   
   hair and make Renay stop laughing at you", an intensive course involving   
   not only electroconvulsive therapy but also reading books might   
   entitle you to call yourself a rebel poet as well, in a small way.   
      
   Meanwhile, fuck off, almost-bald wannabe who lies, spams and gibbers;   
   just fuck off.   
      
   PJ "the *real* rebel poet and official antichrist" R :-)   
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