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   On Sunday 27 February, Will Dockery wrote in rec.arts.poems:   
      
      
   > Peter J Ross wrote:   
   >> Hi there, Dickery Dock!   
   >>   
   >> I've just measured my hair, and from the roots at the back of my neck   
   >> to where it falls abundantly below my shoulder blades is about 12½   
   >> inches. I also have no bald patches.   
   >>   
   >> When you have hair like that, you can call yourself a rebel.   
   >>   
   >> After you've grown your sparse, pepper-and-salt, greasy imitation of   
   >> my hair, in accordance with my forthcoming bestseller "How to grow   
   >> hair and make Renay stop laughing at you", an intensive course   
   > involving   
   >> not only electroconvulsive therapy but also reading books might   
   >> entitle you to call yourself a rebel poet as well, in a small way.   
   >>   
   >> Meanwhile, fuck off, almost-bald wannabe who lies, spams and gibbers;   
   >> just fuck off.   
   >>   
   >> PJ "the *real* rebel poet and official antichrist" R :-)   
      
   > Heh... I'm proudly bald! It works for Sean Connery *and* George   
   > Costanza... no Will Shatner rug for me!   
      
   Hi chuckles! I bet you're youthful and virile too!   
      
   PJR :-)   
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