From: gadfly@NOSPAMmeow.org   
      
   On Sunday 27 February, ggamble wrote in rec.arts.poems:   
      
   > On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 02:04:31 +0000, Peter J Ross   
   >  wrote:   
      
   >>Hi there, Dickery Dock!   
   >>   
   >>I've just measured my hair, and from the roots at the back of my neck   
   >>to where it falls abundantly below my shoulder blades is about 12½   
   >>inches. I also have no bald patches.   
   >>   
   >>When you have hair like that, you can call yourself a rebel.   
   >>   
   >>After you've grown your sparse, pepper-and-salt, greasy imitation of   
   >>my hair, in accordance with my forthcoming bestseller "How to grow   
   >>hair and make Renay stop laughing at you", an intensive course involving   
   >>not only electroconvulsive therapy but also reading books might   
   >>entitle you to call yourself a rebel poet as well, in a small way.   
   >>   
   >>Meanwhile, fuck off, almost-bald wannabe who lies, spams and gibbers;   
   >>just fuck off.   
   >>   
   >>PJ "the *real* rebel poet and official antichrist" R :-)   
      
      
   > I guess Dockery won this little encounter as well!   
      
   Fuck. I expect he has a list of famous critics who think his hair is   
   longer than mine. Fuckfuckjesusmaryandjosephfuck!   
      
   > yay for him!   
      
   I retire defeated by Dockery yet again.   
      
   PJR :-)   
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