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   From: ggam77@net-kooks.org   
      
   On 26 Feb 2005 23:41:27 -0800, "Will Dockery"    
   wrote:   
      
   >   
   >Ryan Lankford, Libertarian Warrior wrote:   
   >> On 26 Feb 2005 19:48:02 -0800, "Will Dockery"   
   >   
   >> wrote:   
   >>   
   >> >   
   >> >Peter J Ross wrote:   
   >> >> Hi there, Dickery Dock!   
   >> >>   
   >> >> I've just measured my hair, and from the roots at the back of my   
   >neck   
   >> >> to where it falls abundantly below my shoulder blades is about   
   >12½   
   >> >> inches. I also have no bald patches.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> When you have hair like that, you can call yourself a rebel.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> After you've grown your sparse, pepper-and-salt, greasy imitation   
   >of   
   >> >> my hair, in accordance with my forthcoming bestseller "How to grow   
   >> >> hair and make Renay stop laughing at you", an intensive course   
   >> >involving   
   >> >> not only electroconvulsive therapy but also reading books might   
   >> >> entitle you to call yourself a rebel poet as well, in a small way.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> Meanwhile, fuck off, almost-bald wannabe who lies, spams and   
   >gibbers;   
   >> >> just fuck off.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> PJ "the *real* rebel poet and official antichrist" R :-)   
   >> >   
   >> >Heh... I'm proudly bald! It works for Sean Connery *and* George   
   >> >Costanza... no Will Shatner rug for me!   
   >>   
   >> Show some respect; Shatner's a better man than you'll ever be in   
   >every   
   >> facet of life.   
   >   
   >Yeah, but he could have been even better if he'd had the guts to go   
   >natural, bald, like Captain Picard.   
      
      
   Now, Dockery says it takes guts to go bald!   
      
   chuckles will absolutely love you when he gets back.   
      
   Dockery wins again!   
      
   man, this winning shit is so easy!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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