XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.writing   
   From: shez@oldcity.f2s.com   
      
   In article <1q9m965x9xkjx$.10ccrkff1rgra$.dlg@40tude.net>, Jane Asher's   
   Vagina  writes   
   >On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:44:32 +0000, Shez wrote:   
   >   
   >> Sorry, I dropped to my knees, literally, laffing, at this CatShit below.   
   >>>   
   >>>How can anyone be so fucken st00pid as to post garbage like this? Why not   
   >>>stick your hand in a blender if you want to be in pain?   
   >>>   
   >>> it don't hurt   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> she ain't hurt, that's what my grandpa said   
   >>> after I fell off the tractor   
   >>> she ain't hurt - and I wasn't   
   >>> grandma made me come in the house anyway   
   >>>   
   >>> mother told me, that don't hurt   
   >>> when she slapped me for sassing her   
   >>> it didn't hurt much   
   >>> her aim is bad   
   >>>   
   >>> once, in a motorcycle wreck,   
   >>> I scraped some leather off my riding jacket   
   >>> bruised my hip   
   >>> but the bike got hurt worse   
   >>>   
   >>> I used to have a man around who'd hurt my feelings   
   >>> I even let him hit me sometimes   
   >>> his aim was better than mother's   
   >>> but he don't me hurt no more   
   >>>   
   >>> it don't always feel good to hurt   
   >>> but it's better than not feeling nothin'   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>  Renay   
   >>   
   >> Poetry its not...   
   >   
   >Incorrect.   
   >   
   >>and its not welcome on other newsgroups.   
   >   
   >Readjust your crown, Appointed Queen of From Wherever The Hell you are, I   
   >didn't see itor, of course, I would have bowed appropriately.   
      
      
   Lets just say I am a poetry critic and you lot are worst poets I have   
   ever come across... now take your pathetic attempts at verse and put   
   them into the infants class, which is about their level.   
   Bombarding other groups with your infantile verse and incoherent chatter   
   is what your all about. Their isn't a decent brain among the lot of you,   
   I don't suppose any of you had more than a third grade education.   
   Don't bother bowing just back out of the room and let me see your wide   
   load moving into the distance.   
   --   
   Shez                         shez@oldcity.f2s.com   
   Shez's Garden at http://www.oldcity.f2s.com/shez/   
      
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